We're a bunch of pediatricians. Oh, except for you, Frank.
Oh? And what am I?
Don't rush me, I'm still thinking about it.
Clumsy oaf.
No prompting from the studio audience.
“Hawk's Nightmare” · Season 5
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), Frank Marion Burns (1), Maxwell Klinger (1), Radar O'Reilly (1), Margaret Houlihan (1)
(Klinger and Radar watch Sidney play a game of imaginary basketball with Hawkeye)
Is it any wonder I can't get a Section Eight? In this unit, if you want to be crazy, you gotta stand in line.
[Radar encounters Hawkeye while he is sleepwalking.]
Did you lose something, sir?
Hi, Stinky,
[looks around] Uh, sir, that's the sorta name that kinda sticks with a fella. I'd appreciate it if you just call me by my given nickname.
What's cookin', Dexter?
... If those are my only choices, I guess I'll take "Stinky". It's got a little more pizazz.
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