[Radar encounters Hawkeye while he is sleepwalking.]
Did you lose something, sir?
Hi, Stinky,
[looks around] Uh, sir, that's the sorta name that kinda sticks with a fella. I'd appreciate it if you just call me by my given nickname.
What's cookin', Dexter?
... If those are my only choices, I guess I'll take "Stinky". It's got a little more pizazz.
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