Make sure no one goes into my tent.
I wouldn't do that, Ma'am.
SOMEBODY does.
Maybe it's rats.
You think RATS have been trying on my undies?
Some of them rats are weird.
“Dear Ma” · Season 4
In this episode: Radar O'Reilly (4), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Colonel Potter (1), Frank Marion Burns (1), Maxwell Klinger (1), Margaret Houlihan (1)
My mother had those. Had a premonition about Pearl Harbor.
Did she tell anybody?
She didn't have it 'til December 9th.
Sir there was just a Korean in here.
This country is crawling with Koreans. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Korean.
(talking to his wife on the phone): I'm perfectly fine mother. Yes it's just as Radar said, I'm at the Officers Club.
I'll have another beer.
May I have the next tango Major?
Take it easy, the woman's not a nitwit. What's that Mother? Oh I do respect your preminitions. Yes it was you who said my sister'd go bald. Happily your wrong this time.
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