Frank (into walkie-talkie): Attention all Allied personnel: There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise: I am directly under the brightest one.
Very good, Frank.
BBJ
They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
“The Bus” · Season 4
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (3), Frank Marion Burns (3), BJ Hunnicutt (2), Colonel Potter (1), Radar O'Reilly (1)
Will you stick that gun in your holster.
I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet.
I'll remember that if we're ever attacked by a bridge club.
(sees Frank holding a bunch of guns): Burns, didn't I see your face in the wanted poster? Who wants to take first watch over the prisoner?
He does.
BBJ
He will.
I do.
All right. If you don't accidentally shoot yourself in two hours I will relieve you then. If you do, I'll relieve you earlier.
(waking up North Korean thinking he's Potter): Sir? Sir. Sir. Holy socks! (Bumps into Maj. Burns) Sir I didn't mean to wake you.
Wake me? You thought I was asleep? No I was just trying to see what our prisoner would do. I flushed him out of the woods.
Let me help you with your chocolate.
That's not chocolate!
Right it's not chocolate.
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