“Operation Noselift” · Season 2
In this episode: Radar O'Reilly (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Trapper John McIntyre (1), Father Mulcahy (1), Henry Blake (1)
Don't tell me. I don't want to know about it. You guys have my full permission, and I never said that. I mean, I'm not even here, so how could I? Radar!
Sir?
Make an entry in the daily report that I wasn't here today, and bring it to me so I can sign it.
Uh, sir, if you sign it, it'll show you were here.
Then you sign it for me.
Yes, sir. Should I sign your name?
You'll have to, because I'm gonna say it was a forgery.
[seeing available selections in "nose" catalogue] Gee, I never knew how hard it was to pick a nose.
[pointing to one selection] This one paid for two Cadillacs.
Now that's what you call "paying through the nose."
The wit in this room flows like molasses.
[while playing catch]
Hey, you got a good, strong arm there, Father.
Well, you develop a lot of muscle wrestling with temptation.
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