I'll write you every day--faithfully.
You promise?
Just like I do my wife.
“Major Fred C. Dobbs” · Season 1
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), Frank Marion Burns (2), Margaret Houlihan (2), Henry Blake (2)
You know, Frank, as rough as it's been, I think I'll miss you.
Well it might not have come to this if you had had the backbone to maintain some discipline.
Well--so much for missing you.
(to Radar) One more word and I'll nail your tongue to your nose.
(to Hawkeye and Trapper) I'm gonna do more than that. (Storms out office door, and then right back in) What am I doing? This is my office. You guys, get out!
(to Trapper) The three basic emotions are greed, fear, and greed. Frank Burns is crazy for money, he married for money, he became a doctor for money. If there was money in dying, he's thrown himself under a truck."
(sispicious) I smell a rat… no, two rats.
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