CHColonel Hersh
You got a stethoscope any place?
WE'RE A MEDICAL UNIT!!!
“The Army-Navy Game” · Season 1
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (5), Trapper John McIntyre (2), Radar O'Reilly (1)
[seeing Klinger in a suit] Don't I know your sister?
CBCol. Blake
[coming outside looking for Radar, yelling] Radar?
SHH!
CBCol. Blake
Who are you shushing?!? What are you doing out here in your stockinged feet?!? You been at the still again, right?!?
[whispering] I'm working on a bomb!
CBCol. Blake
What kind of a bomb?!?!
[still whispering] An unexploded bomb!
CBCol. Blake
Oh! [whispering] THAT kind of bomb.
Hawkeye (after Henry's first loud megaphone message): One more like that and you and I will have interchangeable parts!
Psst! Psst!
You spring a leak?
The CIA has their own bomb?
CHColonel Hersh
You got any stethoscopes there?
WE'RE A MEDICAL UNIT!!!
(with a stethoscope to the bomb) The ticker's very faint. Not the bomb's, mine. The bomb is ticking away loud and clear.
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