Al, Bud and others in “The Gas Station Show”

Al

I'm not going to tell you now, but I have a special surprise in mind.

Bud

You got a bumper sticker that says, "My Other Car is My Feet"?

Kelly

You used your finger to make a really cool racing stripe in the dirt on the side of the car?

Peg

You got a new 8-track of "Hotel California"? We can crank it as we're towed down the freeway?