Can we just skip through the speech, Al, and get straight to the punishment that you will inflict upon us for being your family? What is it this time, honey? You gonna get out the horseshoe set? Boys against the girls bocce? (with dread in her voice): Oh, no, Al. Not the "Boo-Hoo with You-Know-Who At The Zoo".
Al (as he gets up from the couch): No, Peg, because we're not allowed in the zoo, thanks to young Mr. Bundy who answered the question: "What happens when you feed a panda Pop Rocks?"
At least I have a little intellectual curiosity. (to Kelly): And I wasn't the one pointing at the leopard yelling, "How many animals died for that coat?"
Well, at least I didn't pull my pants down and moon the monkeys.
(Bud and Kelly turn to Peg, who hangs her head in shame)
Well, at least I didn't turn her in.
Well, at least I didn't ask the girl chimp to my prom.
Bud (defensively): Hey, now that was a hot chimp!
That's sick! That's sick!
(Bud and Kelly begin strangling each other, their conversation overlapping)
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