Married... with Children · Season 11, Episode 9
Al Bundy, you are charged with Crimes Against Obesity.
[The fat women marches in the shoe store]
2, 4, 6, 8, Don't make fun of our weight. 2, 4, 6, 8, Don't make fun of our Weight!
[standing up] 1, 2, 3, 4, You're gonna fall through the floor.
Hey, that's our dinner coupons you fat cow.
[The fat women are insulted. A fat woman in a black daisy dress named Gwen confronts Peg.]
No. No. No. We.. we don't like to be called FAT!
Then Stay HOME!
[Flashback to where Al was fitting a pair of shoes to a fat woman named Enid]
Are we finished here?
Well, I'm not sure I like this shade of blue.
I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop.
That's it, I'm taking my business elsewhere.
May I suggest Jenny Craig.
[Flashback to the next one a fat girl name Penelope.]
With this attitude, you're gonna be working here for the rest of your life.
Well take a gander in the seat next to you if you want to see what your future looks like.
[Penelope looks at her mother, overweight and offended at Al]
Come Penelope, let's go someplace where the treat us with respect.
I'd try the Moon, you'll weigh less there.
[Flashback to a previous encounter between Al and Shirley]
Where do you think you're going? Aren't you open?
Sorry ma'am, but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close.
I want my money back! These shoes fell apart after only one day and I wanna know why!
Well you see, ma'am, this is a pliant heel with a cork filling...
Whereas you are a giant seal with a pork filling.
You haven't heard the last of this! What goes around comes around!
Well judging by your orbit, looks like I have about ten more years.
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