Shirley, Al and others in “Crimes Against Obesity”

Where do you think you're going? Aren't you open?

Al

Sorry ma'am, but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close.

I want my money back! These shoes fell apart after only one day and I wanna know why!

Griff

Well you see, ma'am, this is a pliant heel with a cork filling...

Al

Whereas you are a giant seal with a pork filling.

You haven't heard the last of this! What goes around comes around!

Al

Well judging by your orbit, looks like I have about ten more years.