[Flashback to the next one a fat girl name Penelope.]
Penelope: With this attitude, you're gonna be working here for the rest of your life.
Al: Well take a gander in the seat next to you if you want to see what your future looks like.
[Penelope looks at her mother, overweight and offended at Al]
Fat Woman: Come Penelope, let's go someplace where the treat us with respect.
Al: I'd try the Moon, you'll weigh less there.

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