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S11 E9

Married... with Children · Season 11, Episode 9

Al and Enid in “Crimes Against Obesity”

[Flashback to where Al was fitting a pair of shoes to a fat woman named Enid]

Al

Are we finished here?

Enid

Well, I'm not sure I like this shade of blue.

Al

I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop.

Enid

That's it, I'm taking my business elsewhere.

Al

May I suggest Jenny Craig.

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