Married... with Children · Season 5, Episode 1
“We'll Follow The Sun” · Season 5, Episode 1
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Peg (2), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1)
The babes will be calling plenty soon. I'm a senior now. A mover. A shaker. I'm the man. I've got the juice. Yup, when I was a freshman, they flushed my head down the toilet. When I was a sophomore, they flushed my head down the toilet. When I was a junior, I was getting cool, so they let me flush it myself. But now I'm a senior. And ready to rule. This year he's back, he's cool, he's dry.
Until he goes to sleep.
Hi, Al. Did you miss me?
With every bullet so far.
Hey, what a day for a daydream. Show me an unhappy man and I'll show you a --
(a bat smashes the radio. The audience cheers wildly as Al shoves the broken radio off the kitchen counter)
A shoe salesman.
[reading TV Guide Fall Preview issue]. We Are Fami-Lee. A Chinese family with three children. [pause] Ohh! I get it! We Are Fami-Lee!
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