Married... with Children · Season 4, Episode 20
“Peggy Made A Little Lamb” · Season 4, Episode 20
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Kelly Bundy (2), Bud Bundy (1), Peggy Bundy (1)
Bud, what do you think? Would this make a great yearbook photo?
I don't know, Kel. (turns her around): If you really want people to remember you, you might want to try this (moves the picture frame below her neck, stopping at her breasts and midriff): Now, all we do is add some fingerprints, and voila: every man's memory.
Aw, Bonnie Malone. See, Kelly? Here's what you should never do in a yearbook photo: pose with your baby.
Peg, I brought someone over to show that you don't need a high school diploma to be important. (gestures outside): Sir?
(the homeless man from "Oh, What a Feeling" and "Rock and Roll Girl" staggers in, holding out his hand)
Change?
I'm heading to the store to get dinner. Hey, how 'bout alphabet soup? That way you can eat and learn.
Miss Bundy, why can't you be more like Reuben?
(Kelly stares at Reuben, a preppy black kid with glasses)
Well, we both like boys.
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