“The Gypsy Cried” quotes from Married... with Children

Peggy

Steve and Marcy throw a nice party, don't they?

Al

Well, it would have been nicer if we were actually invited. You know, Peg, I didn't like those people very much. Bunch of boring bankers. They just kept staring at me.

Peggy

Well, you did overflow the toilet and not tell anyone.

Al

I don't tell anyone when I do it here! But you gotta give me credit. I did try to liven things up!

Peggy

You know, I don't think a bankers' party is the right place to stand on the buffet and yell "Hey, let's wet down the wives' T-shirts and rate their hooters!"

I feel very strong vibrations here.

Al

[to Peg] Did you leave your toy running under the couch again?

Peg

No, it's in the shop getting turbo charged.

Marcy

Is the captain any good?

Oh, he's fabulous. [leans in] His hands are gentle, but oh-so-rough.

Marcy

I meant, can he fly the plane?

...How would I know?