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Married... with Children · Season 3, Episode 8

Peggy and Al in “The Gypsy Cried”

Peggy

Steve and Marcy throw a nice party, don't they?

Al

Well, it would have been nicer if we were actually invited. You know, Peg, I didn't like those people very much. Bunch of boring bankers. They just kept staring at me.

Peggy

Well, you did overflow the toilet and not tell anyone.

Al

I don't tell anyone when I do it here! But you gotta give me credit. I did try to liven things up!

Peggy

You know, I don't think a bankers' party is the right place to stand on the buffet and yell "Hey, let's wet down the wives' T-shirts and rate their hooters!"

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