[Everyone but Al is singing "You Are My Sunshine."]
Just the boys.
BIBud and Uncle Irwin
Please don't take my sunshine away.
Just the girls.
KOKelly and Uncle Otto
You'll never know, dear...
“All in the Family” · Season 2, Episode 22
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Uncle Otto (3), Peg (2), Kelly Bundy (2), Bud Bundy (2)
You're not good enough for our family.
Yeah, I've never been up on a morals charge.
Ah, Peg, you were great last night. You did the one thing that many husbands want their wives to do: you were asleep when I came home and you were out of bed when I woke up. Is there anything I can do for you?
You can stop eating beans before bed.
Someone outside the family, right?
Actually, in Wanker County, no one's really "outside" the family.
Uh, what about that boy Jimmy who works at the feed store?
Yeah, I think he's family.
(Kelly's face twists in disgust as she sits back down near the kitchen table)
Uncle Irwin, are you gonna put your head in the salad bar again?
IUncle Irwin
Erm, if you're good.
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