I welcome death!
“Just Married... with Children” · Season 2, Episode 20
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Peg (1), Steve Rhoades (1)
[Al and Peg are posing as Steve and Marcy Rhoades on a game show named "How Do I Love Thee".]
BBink
Are you ready for the final challenge, Steve?
What's it gonna be this time, Bink? Hand grenade down the pants? Spear in the pelvis? Impail me on a fence? Come on Bink, don't keep me in suspense here. The wife need a new car!
BBink
Ok Steve, you and Marcy are going up against an old married couple who may not love each other as much as you and your bride. As always we picked them from our studio audience for the way they filled out our questionnaire: Why I Hate My Spouse. From right here in the windy city. He's a shoe salesman. She's a waste of a human life. Married for 16 years meet Al and Peggy Bundy.
[Steve and Marcy comes out posing as Al and Peg.]
[Marcy and Steve are impersonating the Bundys on the TV game show]
So, you stole our mail and our names, huh?
How'd you find out?
Your kids sold you out for a square meal.
[Kelly and Bud are shown in the TV studio audience munching on junk food]
[Al is sitting underneath a bed and is being "crushed" by several very large women on the game show "How Do I Love Thee".]
BBink
How'ya doing down there, Steve?
I can taste my spleen.
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