Well, Steve forgave me. He's the most wonderful man in the world...
Al, why can't you be more like Steve?
...and he's impotent!
My God, you are like Steve.
“Im-Po-Dent” · Season 2, Episode 19
In this episode: Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (3), Al Bundy (2), Peg (1), Kelly Bundy (1)
Marcy You know, Al. There may be something on this planet with fewer brain cells than you. But whatever it is -- wherever it is -- I'm sure its name is Bundy! You should be on all fours, carting a wagon full of borax across the desert! You're compost! You're phlegm! You are a true pork product!
Are you gonna take my advice?
[defeated] Yes.
Okay, Marcy. The first time you tried, was the light on?
Yes?
There ya go: he saw ya.
(Marcy goes straight for Al's throat, strangling him as Peg answers the door)
Mom, Bud found a corn flake between the refrigerator and the sink and he won't share.
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