Hey Peg! I got you something that's gonna make your life much easier.
You got a night job?
No, I already got one of those. It's called getting in bed with you.
Well then, you've been missing work.
[After returning from the bowling riot]
Did you hear something on the news?
Yes, as a matter of fact. They said that the sun was going to supernova and we should have sex before the end comes.
I got no time, Peg. I gotta go looting!
Tiffany dear, uh come meet our neighbor. He lost a tree but gained a view.
Tiffany, Steve.
Steve, View.
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