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Malcolm in the Middle · Season 3

“Cynthia's Back” quotes from Malcolm in the Middle

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“Cynthia's Back” · Season 3

In this episode: Malcolm (1), Reese (1), Hal (1), Francis (1), Cynthia (1)

He's just using you and what's worse is you're falling for it!

Leave me alone!

You heard her.

But... What's her name?

What?

What's her name?

I know what her name is and I am not going to dignify that with a response. And her name is...

[He fails to call out Cynthia's name and touches her breasts. Enraged she punches Reese in the face and he falls to the floor]

[beating Reese to a pulp] HOW CAN YOU BE SO CREEPY?! DON'T YOU EVEN HAVE THE REMOTEST SENSE OF DECENCY TOWARDS A FELLOW HUMAN BEING?! I HAVE FEELINGS! I WILL BE TREATED WITH RESPECT!

[Malcolm salutes jauntily and walks out of the room as Cynthia continues kicking Reese.]

[offscreen] I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED!!!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED OR DEMEANED!! NOW KISS MY SHOE! KISS MY SHOE!!!

[Francis is trying to make sense of a totem pole]

I have fasted, I have meditated, I got frostbite spending a night in the wilderness! I just want to know what to do! What am I missing?! Okay, let's see, there's a wolf. What's that? Loyalty! And the eagle. Keen insight. Insight! And the frog is...bug-eating! BUT WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! Please, just give me a sign or-or a signal or-or something! [The door bursts open and an Inuit man steps in] Oh, my God!

IMInuit Man

You the dirtbag that took my pole?!

Huh?

IMInuit Man

That's my pole. I want it back!

Oh, of course. I'm so sorry. Look, I didn't take it, but, please, I'm going crazy. Can you tell me what it means?

IMInuit Man

Well, if I hit it, it means I'm five inches away from the back of my carport.

What?! You use this as a wheel stop? This beautiful, sacred thing?

IMInuit Man

Sacred? It's a decoration. You know, like a coat of arms or a storybook. It's a pretty chunk of wood that my kids helped me carve on a nice Saturday afternoon.

But you can't tell me you can't feel the energy...!

IMInuit Man

You white boys are all the same. [sarcastic] I've got dark skin, so I must dance with the bears and listen to the spirit of the wind! [angry] I've got news for you. I work for a living! I'm a Baptist, and I'm proud of it!

But... are you sure?

IMInuit Man

And by the way, I have only one word for snow... SNOW!

KKaren

Oh, by the way, I lived in your house while you were on vacation last month.

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