[seeing Pete and Lane ready to fight] I know cooler heads should prevail but am I the only one who wants to see this?
S5 E5Signal 30
Lane beat the crap out of Pete.
I can't believe he beat me to it.
[about Megan] Brave words from a man on his second time around.
Yeah, and if I had met her first I would've known not to throw it away.
You should slow down.
I'm timing this for when we arrive. I wanna hit the doorbell with my chin.
England won the World Cup.
Cup of what?
S5 E6Far Away Places
It's none of your business.
BBert
This is my business.
BBert
[to Don] You've been on love leave. It's amazing things are going as well as they are with as little as you are doing.
So what was wrong again?
JJane
You don't like me.
I did. I really did.
S5 E7At the Codfish Ball
Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.
MMona
[to Roger] I thought you married Jane because I had gotten old, and then I realized it was because you had.
S5 E8Lady Lazarus
Don, I love you. You're everything I hoped you'd be.
You too.
[about Megan] I think she's good at everything. I think she's just one of those girls.
[about Megan] Reality got her. You work your ass off for months, bite your nails, for what? Heinz...baked...beans.
[about Megan] I'll tell you what takes guts, never having money for lunch. She's owes me like $15 at this point. What am I gonna do, ask Don? Call her? I think it's clear why she left.
I felt better failing in that audition than I did when I was succeeding at Heinz.
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