Lupin III quotes

I need a seat on the next direct flight to Cairo.

If that's your idea of a joke, sir, it's not appreciated.

Listen, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, pal, but I need a...

This is an Israeli airport, sir. There are no direct flights to any Arab country.

Look, you, this is the last time I'm gonna ask you nicely. Get me a flight to Cairo!

Security! Hurry! We've got a lunatic!

No! Wait! Please! I'm one of the good guys, really!

I know we're superstitious, but are we this superstitious?

The sun sets, and the sun rises again.

The same sun the Pharaohs worshipped thousands of years ago.

Yes. You know our lives really are just the blink of an eye.

How's he doing down there, anyway?

Fujiko, is that the...?

I'm so ashamed of myself. I just hope it's not too late to return it. [Jigen and Goemon stare at her perspicaciously] He fell asleep in my arms, babbling and shivering. It was unbearable, seeing him like that, frail and frightened. He was clinging to me like a newborn baby.

You know, you got a point there. So, then, where would he be?

He must be in the Valley of the Kings.

Much obliged, Fujiko.

So, how was I? As a king?

Sick and scary.

I mean, you know, before that.

Oh, you want to know about...

Uh-huh.

No, you didn't bring out the concubine in me. [Lupin is crestfallen] You were goofy. You should have seen yourself.

Damn!

[in disguise] Hey, train dudes! Like, wait up, y'know?

Hey, Jigen, listen up. Remember that map?

M-hm. Yeah. What about it?

You must have left it at the hotel. Zenigata found it and he's on the train.

What? Really? Nah. That's impossible. I'd never make a rookie mistake like that.

There's a simple way to resolve this.

Yeah, sure, I got it right he- Where the hell is it? Aw, man.

Don't sweat it. Pops'll be looking for us, and luckily we're in disguise. I'm sure he's clueless about Martino.

Guess we're sharing this compartment. Come on, sit down.

Uh, no, man. It's like, you know... later! [He opens the next door, and finds Fujiko changing] Yeah! [She throws her shoe at him]

Dirty hippy!

I could swear I heard a woman scream out here. [He heads to Fujiko's compartment and peers inside] Excuse me, but I thought... [Fujiko screams and throws her other shoe at Zenigata] Oww. [He reveals a shoe print on his face from where Fujiko hit him]

[in disguise] So, you're actually on a case, Inspector? How exciting!

Oh, yeah? Exactly how excited are you?

You know, that jockey's outfit back there was giving me ideas.

Why, you're Lupin! Hold it right there!

Nope.

Lupin, listen! You gotta get out of there! You're gonna crash on that bridge up ahead!

Get over there first and blow up the bridge!

No, you're insane! Don't do it! You're gonna plunge into the gorge!

Just do it, willya? Not that I don't appreciate your concern, sweetheart.

[acting like a tsundere] Did you think I was talking about you? It's the loot I'm worried about!

Water. Please, I...

No! Don't you drink that! It's not water, it's...

Don't you...

Damn it. Just my luck. This he's got the strength to finish.

I hope he's just hungover.

Well, the good thing is, I don't think it's Hell.

Not a real far cry, though.

You know, you're like a friggin' teenager, Lupin. You gotta grow up, man.

[petulantly] I am not like a teenager! You guys suck! Go on, take off. Who needs ya? [He hears Jigen and Goemon leaving] It's not fair! Everyone's being mean to me!