[Lupin sees Fujiko being abducted by Dr. Oz]
Fujiko! Fujiko, hold on! I'm coming! [He grabs the oars] Come on, Jigen, we gotta help her!
[He starts rowing at speed, causing Jigen to almost fall out and nearly drop the scotch]
Hey, hey, hey! The scotch! Who-o-oah!
[Over on the boat, Fujiko feebly protests]
[Lupin rows frantically, inadvertently tossing Jigen up and down]
[simultaneously] Uh! Ow! Oh!
[Dr. Oz turns the boat around. Lupin approaches it in the rowboat]
Don't worry! I'm coming! Here I am!
[He swings at one of the men and hits him on the head]
Hey! Take it easy! I'm getting seasick!
[A wave from the boat capsizes Lupin's small rowboat. Dr. Oz's motorboat drives away]
[Lupin and Jigen lie across the capsized boat]
Jigen! Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
[aiming his pistol] Hang on. I can't get a beat on 'em.
Come on! They're getting away! Shoot 'em, willya?
[He impatiently hits Jigen over the head with an oar]
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
[He looks over at Jigen, who is lying, dazed, across the capsized boat]
Lupin suddenly cries out. Jigen shoves him to the ground as bullets rain over them]
Damn it! What in the hell is the matter with you, Lupin?
Matter?! What's the matter?! Ask my damn butt!
[Lupin has a bear trap on his behind]
Ooh, that's gotta hurt. These guys are good. I mean, well, you know.
[Goemon pulls at the bear trap on Lupin's behind]
[Goemon pulls the thing free, ripping off the back of Lupin's pants in the process]
Ah, the old exploding bear trap in the ass trick. [He throws away the bear trap and it explodes]
ANYBODY HERE NOT TRYING TO KILL ME?!
Yep, that sedative would stop a Brahman bull. Prepare to be roped, tied and branded, little dogie. You can sleep it off on your way to prison, on a nice long flight. Not much legroom, but you won't notice. [He imagines wheeling a suitcase through the airport, with a dazed Lupin crammed inside. Zenigata imagines himself getting out a syringe] A little more? Just say no to drugs, kids. [He imagines himself injecting Lupin with the liquid and the thief passing out. Back in reality, he searches for where to aim]
Head... neck... shoulder... heart... [He sets the crosshairs on Lupin's navel] Ah, perfect! There we go.
[He fires the tranquilizer dart. Goemon rushes in and deflects the dart]
Huh? [The dart hits Zenigata's forehead] Ow!!
BBritish Officer
You alright, sir?
[Zenigata sits there, stunned. A dazed smile forms on his face]
Yyyyeeeeessss, just fiiine.
BBritish Officer
Inspector Zenigata! [Zenigata yawns] Bloody hell. [Zenigata falls over backwards and passes out] Now what do I do?
Uh, Lupin? I take it back. What I said about Nessie.
You? Yeah. Gimme a break.
No, really. I've been skeptical about the whole thing, but I'm starting to come around to your point of view.
Oh, really? And what brought about this conversion?
Oh, I don't know. Probably this fifty-foot sea serpent here.
Yeah, yeah. Very... [He turns around and finds that Jigen is absolutely correct]
Smart guy like you? You really thought Nessie would be attracted to this tin can?
Her mating habits are obscure.
I'm guessing yours must be too if you really thought this lame plan would work.
You can bait me all you like, but it's all moot since your friend charmed Nessie for me.
It's, uh, kind of funny, you know?
[He and Jigen burst out laughing]
I happen to have a nice singing voice!
It's just that it's not the first of your charms that comes to mind.
[She knees Lupin in the chin]
Fujiko, keep singing! Mother, father, please believe me, every word is true. I just glimpsed a...
[The Loch Ness Monster heads back underwater]
Uh-oh, I don't think he likes my rendition very much.
[The gang arrive in Nice and trudges along the Promenade des Anglais]
Oh man, I am so glad to be out of that friggin' forest.
Walking all night, starving to death, I can't take another step... Whoa, a restaurant! Woo-hoo!
