Lupin III quotes

Beaver, we know you've been smuggling jewels.

Oh, come on, Jigen. Don't look so cranky.

[defensively] I was born cranky.

[near tears] Damn that Lupin, acting all high and mighty.

Inspector, calm down.

[anxious] But...

[respectfully taking off his hat] These are hard times for innocent bystanders. What kind of amateur are we dealing with?

It's unbelievable. A billion dollars, it's all gone. Sunk in the ocean, for what? All for revenge. What a waste.

I just can't get over it. Old Pops, the constant pain in the rear, who hounded me across seven continents, is gone forever. It's really true what they say in the song, you don't know what you got until it's gone.

[crossing himself] Everybody's gotta go sometime. It's all just a long goodbye, Lupin.

Zenigata is now with his ancestors.

[choking up] Poor Pops.

Lupin, you weasel! We had a deal! Get your butt over here!

[relieved] Pops! Is that you? We thought you were dead! Oh, I could kiss you, ya big lug! Let's get out of here, guys! The chase is on again! Woo-hoo!

Wait, Lupin!

Hey, knock it off in there! That tapping's driving me crazy!

Oh, sorry there, pal. But you're not officially crazy until you go... BLEH! BLEH! BLEH!

[shivering and sneezing] I still don't get why it took you guys twenty minutes to haul me back on board!

Actually, we could've had you out a lot sooner, lover, but everybody agreed that cold water was exactly what was needed to cure your... voyeurism.

In fact, we're gonna keep some handy.

Very funny.

[about Genhalter] The bad news is he's in East Berlin.

What? East Berlin? Isn't that a little ironic?

War's over, guy says, "Hey, they may be Commies, but at least they're fellow homicidal totalitarians."

Maybe I'll just become a little birdie!

[seized by West Berlin police] Hey, get off me! I almost had him this time, but what the hell do you care?! I know, you're only following orders! "Sieg heil!"

I oughta take Rip Van Schickelgruber here and throw him back over the wall!

Hey, ladies! This way! We got a rich widower with a heart condition!

Now, be a pal and pose with those transvestites. Come on, it's for my scrapbook.

I'd never do that. I'm a police officer.

Fine, fine, whatever. But don't just stand there like a big stiff. Smile at least, or something. Come on.

This is my smile.

[dryly] Big surprise.

[seeing the report cards] This was his secret stash?! He murders half the world and he's ashamed of this?!?

For Buddha's sake, Lupin, have some dignity.