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He's late!
[sulking on a chair and frustratedly throwing darts at a heart-shaped target] Yeah. Late.
What could he be doing before a job?
Hung up on a woman, most likely.
If that's the case, what are you going to do?
I've had enough. We're through! [He throws a dart at the door just as it's being opened. Lupin catches the dart in his hand. Jigen brightens] You're late!
What a square.
Where's Lupin?
[feigning apathy] Don't care. [The walkie talkie buzzes. Once again, Jigen's mood brightens] Oh, it's him.
[Jigen sees Lupin tied up in his underwear with a huge bump on his head]
Huh? Where's the woman?
She ran away.
[Jigen bursts into laughter]
This is priceless!
Laugh it up.
[Jigen sneezes]
Are you cold?
Of course. I wanna get home and take a nice hot bath.
Then you better return this.
[He passes the bomb back to the shivering Jigen]
Huh? You're heartless.
Just do it.
[He pushes the complaining gunman back into the water]
She was such a nice girl.
[throwing Lupin out of the boat] Go back there by yourself, then.
[to Jigen] You sure made one sexy maid, too!
Well, Inspector, would it make you happy if I were Lupin?
Huh? [He bursts into derisive laughter]
What if I'd switched places with the real Fukuroko when you left the room earlier? [Zenigata stops laughing] And what if all the cops here... [He reveals his own voice]
... Happened to be my men? [Zenigata sees the cops dropping their masks and grinning. He charges forward]
Lupin! [Lupin blows thick smoke from the cigar] Damn it, Lupin!
[Lupin finds Jigen sitting in the middle of a room cluttered with books, perusing obsessively]
Hey, Jigen, will you quit this already? Forget about that loon. [Jigen walks off to the side] Hmph. Fine. I'll just take Goemon with me for this next job. Hey, Goemon! Goemon! [To Lupin's chagrin, Goemon appears from the pile of books, likewise perusing the volumes]
What?
Well now, Goemon.
I'm certain I've heard of Kyousuke Mamou as well.
[Lupin goes to the front room, sits down in an armchair and puts his feet on the table]
You gotta be kidding me. Mamou, Mamou, Lupin the 13th, the year two-thousand something... This ain't a sci-fi manga.
[Some time later, Lupin sleeps in the armchair. As though in a dream, he hears Mamou's voice speaking to him]
Allow me to explain, Lupin. I have conquered the fourth dimension. Behold. With this time machine, I can traverse the temporal plane, past or future. And I saw it. [A frown forms on the slumbering thief's face] I saw my descendants kill your descendants. It all occurs about nine hundred years from now. [Lupin moans softly] Still don't believe me? Then I'll tell you my date of birth. It's November 18th, 1932.
[Lupin wakes up, and sits up in confusion]
November 18th, 1932... Yeesh! What a lousy dream. [He goes to the window and stares contemplatively out of it. Jigen and Goemon enter the room]
Hey, Lupin, we found it. Listen up. Kyousuke Mamou, a scientist. Sci-fi author and recipient of the Hugo award. His passion lies in the fourth dimension, especially the study of time and space, but he went mad in 1966.
While institutionalised in the city's psychiatric hospital, he declared the world was in crisis, and built a time machine, his version of Noah's Ark. He is currently traveling in time.
What's his date of birth?
Date of birth? Yes, it's here. November 18th, 1932.
[smirking] Quite interesting, Mr. Kyousuke Mamou.
[to Fujiko] Lupin's in a bit of a serious mood right now. He's up against a man who travels the fourth dimension, one Kyousuke Mamo. We're afraid of him, too. [Lupin flies into a rage and hurls a machete past them]
BULLCRAP! Did I ever say I was afraid? Hell no! You think I'd take that lunatic's threat seriously? [He grabs Fujiko] Come with me, Fujiko dear. [He races off down the road with her in his Mercedes to take her on a date and forget about the lunatic]
[Fujiko watches Lupin sitting dejectedly on a hill outside the church]
Lupin...
[Lupin answers with a groan]
It's frustrating, but... this is hopeless.
[He trudges over to Fujiko]
Fujiko...
[He kneels in front of Fujiko, buries his face into her and starts crying. Suddenly, he hears church bells ringing and gets an idea]
Fujiko... marry me!
What?
[desperately] I only have three more days. This is my last wish.
[Fujiko blinks, confused]
Please. We'll just do the ceremony. Please, Fujiko.
[He beseechingly puts his hands together]
Please.
You really love me that much?
Yes!
Then... okay.
[spirits lifted] Really? Alright!
[shaking Goemon roughly] Hey, Goemon! Why the hell didn't you help him?
And what exactly did you do to help?
[Jigen, distraught, buries his face in the table]
Lupin... Lupin...
Don't cry, Jigen. [Despite this, Jigen starts to cry anyway] I'll avenge him.
[Jigen looks up at Goemon indignantly]
Idiot! You're too old-fashioned! He's in the Fourth Dimension! The 29th Century! What can an Edo Period guy like you do? If Mr. Edo Period could do something, Lupin would most likely have done something himself.
[He continues crying into the table]
[from behind the aquarium] Edo Period, huh? How insightful of you two. You've given me a great idea.
[Goemon and Jigen stare at Lupin in shock. Jigen breaks out into a cold sweat]
[eyes streaming with fresh tears] Lupin...
Well, you see, I was worried that people would miss me when I was gone, so I hid for a bit. [He chuckles]
[angry at Lupin for scaring him] Damn you, Lupin!
[seeing Zenigata dance with a disguised Fujiko] He's a superb dancer. Very manly, dynamic, simple.
[to Lupin] Your grandfather, Arsène Lupin, would never let anything slip from his grasp.
Can't disagree with you there.
The emergency alarm! Call the police!
Don't make a racket. [He pushes Beaver so that his rear is stuck to the floor, and tapes his mouth]
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