Goemon quotes from Lupin III

[about Kaguya] Goemon, look, I know she lied to us and everything, but come on. Cut her a break. Have a heart.

I'm not angry with her, it's that damn Fujiko I want to kill!

Yeah, it sucks being deceived like that, but at least it was all for a good cause.

Yes, well, perhaps that is true, but still, the act of betrayal by Fujiko was unforgivable and merits the very harshest punishment.

Here, here!

Lupin, I think he really means it!

She's sorry! Really! She's learned her lesson this time, haven't you, Fujicakes?

Uh...

It's not real harsh, maybe, but it sure as hell's funny.

[sneezing] You know, I think the whole thing went pretty well.

[sneezing] And that was really the best plan you could think of?

Gotta keep your eye on the prize. After all, the whole idea was to divert his attention. Remember that. And that's what counts.

Because now, Zenigata's gonna be practically living on that boat until they recover our bodies.

Exactly. [He sneezes again]

Jigen, where are you going?

Don't make me say what would hurt my pride!

Are we running away?

What choice have we got?

Jigen, wait! Where are you going?

I have absolutely no friggin' idea!

You mind if I come along?

So, this is it, huh? It's come to this.

Yep. 'Fraid so, Lupin.

Think you can take me on?

You said it yourself a million times, Lupin. I'm the quickest draw on the planet.

Next to me, that is.

Oh, man, this will be sweet.

I think we really need to get a second TV.

Hey, I've never missed a single episode of Housewives Theater in fifteen years and I'm not starting now.

That's too damn bad, pal. There's a first time for everything. Anyway, it's Spaghetti Western Sunday on Channel 5.

Dang!

No, no, there it is!

We're watching this!

Hey! No!

Would you come on?

There!

What are you...?

No!

What the...? Oh, that's just great.

Stop it! Wonderful. Now look what you've done.

Yeah? You started it.

Something's not right.

It just isn't like him.

I know. It's been two days now without even a word, and usually the problem is you can't shut him up.

Uh, Goemon?

You need to remain calm.

All right, you guys calm down. I'll freak out!

No, Goemon, stop!

Take it easy, man.

She may have put the sleeping pills in the drink, but it was I who kept asking for more. And now the sword, my very soul as a samurai, is gone!

I egged... you on!

It doesn't matter! The responsibility is solely my own! Don't force me to live in shame, Lupin! That's worse than death to me! [He sobs]

Huh. I never heard of a football coming with a timer. [He places the football to his ear] Hmm...

Jigen! They don't!

[panicked] Friggin' hell! That means that this thing... This thing here is a...

Damn! That's it! That little Boronco brat has picked the wrong playmate this time!

If you keep thinking of him as just as a kid, then he's gonna keep on playing with you until he wins!

I'm reconsidering my membership in this whole enterprise!

Can you reconsider mine, too?

[playing cards with a dozing Jigen] Pathetic. Can't even beat him asleep.

[waiting for the mysterious lurker to arrive] I think we may be waiting for Godot.

[while watching Zenigata chase after insects] Real shame you had to whittle down that diamond. It's three months of bug-eating for him.

I don't know. I think he enjoys feeling like a kid again.

Hey, what's with the Woodstock get-up, nature boy?

Shh! It's just camouflage. Don't tell her, okay?

[sighing] He never stopped being a kid.

Damn it!

Sorry, but you're going to have to finish this one without your hat! Now come on!

They've got no idea what terrible fury they've just unleashed...

Turns out the car was hers. A nice one. A Rolls. I mean, I owe her something for blowing it up.

I can't help feeling there's more to the story.

[grinning mischievously] And we got a whole lot of extra time. Come on, Jigen. Cough it up.

[shyly] It's just... Look, I've told you the part I'm okay talking about.