Goemon quotes from Lupin III

We did everything we could. You know that, Jigen.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Poor Lupin.

[from the bathroom] Oh! Atlantic Ocean!

What happened? Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm fine. [He presents the bomb Lawrence made him swallow] But that horse laxative almost did me in.

This is great. I mean, this is the ultimate mother of all birthday presents. Can you imagine her reaction when she opens it up? "You're giving me the Black Panther? Oh, Lupin, I love you! Come over here, I want to be your little pussycat!" [He makes kissing sounds near Goemon]

First, I'm not a prop for your sexual fantasies. Secondly... [He pushes Lupin away] You don't have it yet.

I'd been meaning to ask you: How'd that flesh wound of yours heal up?

I'm as good as new.

Really? Ooh... [He takes a look between Fujiko's breasts] I'll just...

Lupin!

Whoooooa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, noooooooo!

Hey, we've done all we can for the guy.

He's on this own this time.

Whoa, what's that? [Lupin speeds uncontrollably in his direction] Hey, wait a minute!

I can't stop!

It's Lupin! [He decides it's a good idea to run back in the other direction] Hey! Whoa!

Pops! Wait! Please help me!

Hey! Get away from me! [Zenigata runs down a hill shoulder with Lupin bouncing close behind] Get away from me! What are you doing? Let go of me!

Help! Help!

Hey, Goemon.

Yes? What? Well?

It's Fujiko. She wants to talk to Lupin.

Uh-oh.

I know. I'm afraid just hearing her voice. It's gonna be enough to make him jump out the window or something.

BANZAI!

You know?

Okay, so who've you ticked off?

No one.

[to Lupin] He's got a point. I mean, you're the annoying one on this team.

So, Goemon, what do you say I handle this one?

And why?

I'm just saying, in case it is a personal thing, I mean, you know...

That maybe I would... lose control?

No, not at all. Come on, Goemon. Don't take it personally, okay?

Just tell me. Is there something you're not saying?

No. What in the hell could I possibly know about him?

What's this?

Well, with books, it usually helps to open them up.

Whoa, what's all this?

Well, it's your ancestor, Goemon the Tenth, having a bad hair day, apparently.

If that doesn't tell you how close they were, then maybe I could draw you a picture.

Uh, no, that's alright.

[laughing at the ridiculous situation while also hearing Ratboy's laugh] Oh, brother. Does he always laugh like that?

I'm afraid so.

So then, what's the plan?

What the hell do you think? Plunder.

Because?

Huh?

Just think of the consequences if we didn't do it. One of those girls is going to die, and do you want that on your conscience? I know I don't and... Uh, well...

Go on.

And because... it's what we do.

Uh, yeah.

Oh, come on, guys! This is the pits, literally. I mean it's starting to smell like Pavarotti's armpits in here.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that, pal, but when it comes to vampires, I don't take any chances.

I mean, I know your family's been Shinto for like ten generations...

Longer.

But that doesn't mean crap to a vampire.

You know, there's something very offensive about that.

But a loon like that, I mean, this treasure could turn out to be a bunch of sumo wrestler bobblehead dolls or a big ball of tinfoil, y'know?

It's possible. But it's said that among his possessions was a sword, called Tsukikagemaru.

I have no idea what that means, Jigen...

I just explained that to you, it's a sword!

... But it sounds important to him, so whaddya say?

Hard at work, I see. So, how's it going?

Not well at all.

Because you are not trying.

Hey, you're sitting there like a Buddha! I'm working my ass off!

Hey, so what happened with the whole retreaty fasting thing?

Uh, well, I got hungry, and... Hey, I'm stuck out here. Could you give me a lift?

Hop in. I'm in sort of a hurry.