Goemon quotes from Lupin III

[about the dismantled robot] Well, why don't we get to work on old Humpty Dumpty?

That doesn't sound good. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.

Don't worry. I've done this twice before.

You've assembled a robot?

Nah. A ship and a tank.

A ship and a tank?

That's really quite impressive.

Yeah, used to spend all my allowance on those hobby kits of model ships and tanks.

Huh?

You mean you've been talking about model airplanes and toys?

[after completing the robot] Sure. Keeps a young man's hands out of trouble.

What in the world did I just do?

Nothing, just tried to Cuisinart us to death, pally!

Anyway, take a look at this.

Okay, I don't understand.

It's a straining ladle for cooking.

I know that, but what are you gonna do? Challenge Kyoransky to a bake off?

[cradling him] Lupin! Hang on!

There's only one way to wake up from hypnosis. [He kicks Lupin squarely in the behind]

[muted] Goemon, what's going on?

[muted] I don't know, but there are fleas around. I feel itchy.

Hey, Zenigata, what are you going to do with us?

I'm not going to do anything.

You're not going to do anything? What do you mean? Why won't you arrest us?

According to the findings from the ICPO investigation, three men suspected as killers are riding the airship Paradise, which is on a goodwill mission. One of the men is from America, one is from Britain and the third is from the USSR. And the target seems to be you, Lupin the Third.

Thanks for the information. But Pops, why are you going out of your way to help us?

I heard they have strange killing techniques. Be careful.

Now I understand why you showed us your capture technique.

[suddenly acting like a tsundere] You idiot! What kind of policeman would do such a thing?... Good luck anyway.

Good luck?

[smiling warmly] He's too nice to be a policeman.

Good grief! Pops is alive!

Lupin! You're under arrest!

What's going on here?

No idea.

[hearing Truffaut's men] They're coming.

You play dead now, Pops.

[to Truffaut] I feel sorry for the officer you killed. His parents are still alive.

[in tears] He was my shooting teacher at ICPO! A very kind officer! That's why he used the tranquilizer bullet on me.

I can't do something this silly anymore.

Me neither.

You went through this for my sake.

If I betrayed my comrades, I'd rather die.

[stroking Goemon's hair] You're a fool. A real fool!

Damn, the water's coming in. Go-Goemon... GOEMON!! [The stone behind Lupin and Jigen is sliced and they fall out backwards] Goemon, are you dead, too?

That would be troublesome.

[blushing and clearing his throat] It seems I've had a bad dream.

[trying to look casual] Me, too.

When I find that old lady, I'll show her who's boss.

[standing on Jigen's shoulders] I came to Broadway for this?

[standing on Goemon's shoulders] The four of us had to be mobilized for that?

[standing on Fujiko's shoulders] Just a bit more... there... just a bit more...

His taste is as bad as yours.

Don't be silly. I wouldn't try and pick up Old Man Zenigata if I was offered.

I was distracted again. I must improve my mind.

[wearing a chef's hat and apron and holding a frying pan] Thanks a lot. I couldn't find the can opener, so it was a big assist.