Zenigata quotes from Lupin III

Guess we're sharing this compartment. Come on, sit down.

Uh, no, man. It's like, you know... later! [He opens the next door, and finds Fujiko changing] Yeah! [She throws her shoe at him]

Dirty hippy!

I could swear I heard a woman scream out here. [He heads to Fujiko's compartment and peers inside] Excuse me, but I thought... [Fujiko screams and throws her other shoe at Zenigata] Oww. [He reveals a shoe print on his face from where Fujiko hit him]

[in disguise] So, you're actually on a case, Inspector? How exciting!

Oh, yeah? Exactly how excited are you?

You know, that jockey's outfit back there was giving me ideas.

Why, you're Lupin! Hold it right there!

Nope.

[as Zenigata] I'd say the acting's a bit over the top, wouldn't you?

I'm not acting, me!

Mr. Zenigata.

Yes!

Listen, I'm the real Zenigata. I should know who the hell I am, shouldn't I?

[Lupin] He's lying, sir!

[Jigen] They're all lying!

[Goemon] Except for me!

Stewardess! Don't let them on there!

How did he get out?

Lupin, I know you can hear me.

That's a Roger, Red Baron. I'm here.

I know you stole the file from Scotland Yard. Over.

Just casing the competition. Over.

You better hand it over. Over.

Why don't you roll me in the clover? Over.

YOU GO TO HEEEEEELLLL! Uh, over.

But I'm telling you, I'm the only one in the world who can capture this guy!

I know what you are saying, but then why have you not captured him?

Just follow me, Inspector Origami.

Hey, the name's not Origami, it's Zenigata!

I knew you were settin' me up, Lupin. You had no idea where the bottle was, but I turned the tables on you, Lupin! I had him take me to the wrong place, and now you're hoist on your own whatever you call it.

[annoyed] "Petard", it's called a damn petard!

Ah, here you are, my dear good friend and colleague, Inspector Pennsylvania. Mon ami. [He vigorously pumps the hungover Zenigata's arm] Merci. Thanks to you, the bottle is perfectly safe with us. [He slaps Zenigata on the back]

Hey, Lieutenant, you think you can get my name right if I promise not to throw up on your shoes?

[in disguise, offering to kiss Zenigata on the cheek] 'Allo! What about me?

Uh, no thanks. Gotta run. Bye!

[to a flight attendant he doesn't realize is Fujiko in disguise, gesturing suggestively] I'll take whateeeever you're serving.

[going behind a curtain] Ugh.

Oh, miiiiss?

[politely] I'll be right back. [to Lupin] Let's get this over with. Now he's flirting with me!

You are twice the hero, Inspector Sanitation.

Um, well, I mean, uh...

Modest, too!

Inspector, you know Lupin and his gang better than anyone. Why would they pass up a chance to steal a priceless historical artifact in favor of a crate full of dolls intended as Christmas presents for underprivileged children?

It's really baffling, that's all I can say.

What'd he say?!