Zenigata quotes from Lupin III

You're not real... You're not real... You're not real!

Yoo-hoo! [He waggles his tongue at Zenigata. The Inspector screams and runs down the street, leaving a confused Lupin standing there]

So, Pops, I hear you talk about me in your sleep!

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Hey, hold it! I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!

And we almost forgot Inspector Zenigata of Interpol.

Damn it all, I just...

As did everyone else, apparently.

Lupin only has until midnight to steal this treasure. After that, not even the greatest thief in the world could pull it off.

[as Sherlock Holmes III] Quite brilliant, really. I must say. It's got me pondering the best orifice for my stamp collection.

Uh... No way. I'm not gonna touch that one. Three hours left.

So, come on. Candyland? Moustrap? Hungry Hippos?

Just give it up. There's no way out of this this time, Lupin. We're puttin' you on ice for good and I got your mittens right here. [He pulls out a pair of handcuffs]

That's very kind, but you might wanna save those for that cold day in hell when I admit defeat.

[disguised as Dr. Normil] Aha! There he is! Look!

Give me those. [He snatches the binoculars, nearly accidentally strangling Lupin, who still has the binoculars cord around his neck]

It sounds like they're getting ready to hit the road. Yeah, you called it, Lupin.

I still can't figure it, though. This guy's nuts. At least with Pops, it's all, you know, pretty damn... predictable.

[suddenly appearing at the window] Well, well!

Usually, anyway!

All of you, out of the car now!

Well, what can one say to a gracious invitation like that except... Bleh! FLOOR IT!

[to Lupin] You're coming with me! [Fujiko knocks him out] Ow.

Clumsy me.

Mobilize the tanks!

Ja wohl!

[gagged with tape] Not the tanks, you big gorilla! Can't you see? That's just what he wants! He thrives on chaos!

I'd been meaning to ask you: How'd that flesh wound of yours heal up?

I'm as good as new.

Really? Ooh... [He takes a look between Fujiko's breasts] I'll just...

Lupin!

Whoooooa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, noooooooo!

Hey, we've done all we can for the guy.

He's on this own this time.

Whoa, what's that? [Lupin speeds uncontrollably in his direction] Hey, wait a minute!

I can't stop!

It's Lupin! [He decides it's a good idea to run back in the other direction] Hey! Whoa!

Pops! Wait! Please help me!

Hey! Get away from me! [Zenigata runs down a hill shoulder with Lupin bouncing close behind] Get away from me! What are you doing? Let go of me!

Help! Help!

Well, give my regards to Speed Racer. I bid you adieu.

[into his hat] Penis!

Pardon?

Ow. Must have caught a cold or something. [He feigns another sneeze] Asswipe!

Who are you?

[sarcastically] I'm Jerry Lewis!

You've lost weight!

Cause if we do fail... It's... [He makes a throat-slicing motion and a gagging noise]

Don't worry about it, Chief. This one's a no-brainer.

This guy was drunk and disorderly, Inspector. Put up quite a fight on the way here.

THEN LOCK HIM UP! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, MAKE YOU A POT OF COFFEE?! GO ON! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

[in disguise, while in the men's room] Uh, well, I, uh, thought I smelled gas...

Oh, yeah?

Well, doesn't that, you know, sorta come with the territory?