Jigen quotes from Lupin III

Yeah, that man's the last of a dying breed, Jigen.

You can say that again.

Kind of like u... ah... ah, ah, ah... [He sneezes]

Serves you right. I mean, uh, didn't your mama ever tell you not to go out without your pants on?

Oh, man.

[sneezing] You know, I think the whole thing went pretty well.

[sneezing] And that was really the best plan you could think of?

Gotta keep your eye on the prize. After all, the whole idea was to divert his attention. Remember that. And that's what counts.

Because now, Zenigata's gonna be practically living on that boat until they recover our bodies.

Exactly. [He sneezes again]

Son of a bitch. Wouldn't you know it? Last one?

Stay cool, man. We'll get it. Easy does it now.

Damn piece of crap.

Our hearts were beating like crazy.

This before or after you left the cell?

Just let me finish, willya?

Jigen, where are you going?

Don't make me say what would hurt my pride!

Are we running away?

What choice have we got?

Jigen, wait! Where are you going?

I have absolutely no friggin' idea!

You mind if I come along?

So, this is it, huh? It's come to this.

Yep. 'Fraid so, Lupin.

Think you can take me on?

You said it yourself a million times, Lupin. I'm the quickest draw on the planet.

Next to me, that is.

Oh, man, this will be sweet.

I think we really need to get a second TV.

Hey, I've never missed a single episode of Housewives Theater in fifteen years and I'm not starting now.

That's too damn bad, pal. There's a first time for everything. Anyway, it's Spaghetti Western Sunday on Channel 5.

Dang!

No, no, there it is!

We're watching this!

Hey! No!

Would you come on?

There!

What are you...?

No!

What the...? Oh, that's just great.

Stop it! Wonderful. Now look what you've done.

Yeah? You started it.

Something's not right.

It just isn't like him.

I know. It's been two days now without even a word, and usually the problem is you can't shut him up.

That crazy lady's gonna turn us all into wax figures. Even Fujiko. They got her upstairs, locked up.

Hey, don't! Come on! Get a hold of yourself.

Bet you haven't even tried the most obvious thing.

No! Hold it, Pops! Wait!

Help me! Please!

What the hell's going on here, Lupin?

Unfortunately, this kind of thing happens all the time around here. She's like some kind of evil witch.

[lifting Zenigata out] That's just great. Either of you guys wanna lend a hand?

[tipsy on bourbon] Come on, you knew we were drunks when you married us!

[also happily wasted on the bourbon] You know the truly great part? I don't care if I ever get better!

[smiling craftily] Don't you tempt fate. It can be cruel.

No, Goemon, stop!

Take it easy, man.

She may have put the sleeping pills in the drink, but it was I who kept asking for more. And now the sword, my very soul as a samurai, is gone!

I egged... you on!

It doesn't matter! The responsibility is solely my own! Don't force me to live in shame, Lupin! That's worse than death to me! [He sobs]

Why do I feel like I just had a real bad dream?

Hey, Jigen, I was living in your bad dream.

Anyway, we'll find out as soon as we break in there.

[sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Great plan. We break into the place. Don't know why I didn't think of that.

This from a man who just came from dining on curry fit only for the immortals. We're blessed. It'll be a piece of cake.

What the...? Where did my hand go?

[panicked] Your hand?!

[relieved] Had me worried there.

[angrily punching Jigen in the stomach] Jigen, don't you ever do that to me again!

Sorry, man.