Jigen quotes from Lupin III

Damn it! How did you know I wasn't the real Lupin?

'Cause the real Lupin would never say something all sappy and noble like "Kill me if you're my friend." He'd be squealing for his life like a little girl.

[imitating Mr. X] And our long story comes to a happy ending! [He cackles]

[drawing his gun, thinking Mr. X tricked him into killing Lupin] Bastard!

Kidding! Kidding! Just messin' with ya!

Was it, uh, supposed to work like that?

I'm not a chemist or anything, you know, but I think I might've added a little too much explosive. Probably shouldn't do that kind of thing when you're in a bad mood.

Whoa! Get a load of this! It's Pops, and he's being chased by somebody. And there's a girl with him, and she's hot! What the hell is wrong with this picture?

Well, if you're right, it's the end of the friggin' world!

You didn't... I mean, you wouldn't...?

Aw man, you too? Look, I friggin' saved the guy!

Yeah, good luck convincing Boronco's men of that.

[grumbling] D'ah, friggin... d'ahh! [He sees the blockade] Hey, they've already blocked the street off! Hang on, Jigen!

I always thought I missed my true calling as a stunt driver in action movies, you know? [He sees Jigen coughing] Huh?

Well that oughta knock 'em out.

How'd everything go, Officer?

Just like a dream.

[playing a clapping game] Eighty eight days now in the spring, summer's upon us so everyone sing: Pat a cake, pat a cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can!

Huh. I never heard of a football coming with a timer. [He places the football to his ear] Hmm...

Jigen! They don't!

[panicked] Friggin' hell! That means that this thing... This thing here is a...

Damn! That's it! That little Boronco brat has picked the wrong playmate this time!

If you keep thinking of him as just as a kid, then he's gonna keep on playing with you until he wins!

I'm reconsidering my membership in this whole enterprise!

Can you reconsider mine, too?

Hey, hey! Set an example, will ya? There's kids watching.

What are you saying? I put it in the trash.

[while watching Zenigata chase after insects] Real shame you had to whittle down that diamond. It's three months of bug-eating for him.

I don't know. I think he enjoys feeling like a kid again.

Hey, what's with the Woodstock get-up, nature boy?

Shh! It's just camouflage. Don't tell her, okay?

[sighing] He never stopped being a kid.

Damn it!

Sorry, but you're going to have to finish this one without your hat! Now come on!

They've got no idea what terrible fury they've just unleashed...

Yeah, just my luck. Snow in Venice, of all places. I'll bet the sun comes out the minute I drag my sorry ass out of here.

Excuse me, are you all right?

Yeah, I always talk to myself.

Turns out the car was hers. A nice one. A Rolls. I mean, I owe her something for blowing it up.

I can't help feeling there's more to the story.

[grinning mischievously] And we got a whole lot of extra time. Come on, Jigen. Cough it up.

[shyly] It's just... Look, I've told you the part I'm okay talking about.

Hey, Angelica, wait! Where are you going? [Angelica sees bodies crushed beneath the rubble]

Oh, God... It's too horrible! [She runs through the ruins]

[deeply concerned and afraid for Angelica's life] Wait! There may be unexploded bombs! Angelica, please stay where you are! Angelica, listen to me! It's not safe! [Angelica doesn't listen to Jigen and keeps running] Hey! Just come back! You'll get hurt! [Angelica accidentally steps on a bomb. Jigen runs towards her] Angelica! Angelica! Damn it!

Don't swear.

Why would someone like you ever become a nun anyway? Gotta help me with that. I mean, as I recall, your family was loaded. You were practically royalty.

Well, it's only fair I tell you, since you influenced my decision. But I'm happy, believe me. After you left, I was empty. So I devoted myself to God. Now I'm finally feeling his promise of peace has fulfilled in me. I'm in your arms again. I lived to see the doctor rescued. May you know peace, Jigen, my love. [She dies in his arms]

No! Angelica!

I don't get it. None of Gavott's people seem to be anywhere around the place.

Got a problem with that?