Lupin quotes from Lupin III

You eat a lot. How many stomachs to you have?

Don't be silly. It's natural to get hungry after exercising.

Don't you think this jailbreak looks too easy?

What? That just means that my plan was perfect.

Got a cold?

No, it just happens when Pops talks about me.

Ah, Inspector, look out! It's dangerous to lean over so much! This is shark infested water!

[arrogant and insistent on searching for Lupin] You fool! If you're scared of a shark, you can't arrest Lupin! [The boat leans to the side, sending Zenigata falling over the railing and towards the water. Lupin throws a rope out with a wooden block attached to it, causing the Inspector to dangle just above the water. He sees the guard is right, and there are indeed sharks in the water] Hey! Get away! Stay back! [The sharks jump at Zenigata] I'm not tasty! Don't come! Help! Pull me up!

[pulling Zenigata up] Geez, what a troublesome old man you are!

You're too nice. It'd make the job easier if you left him as shark bait.

What?! He trained a shark?! That's a Nobel Prize-level trick!

Huh? I can't control it. What happened to this machine? [The shark dives out of the water] Huh? Th... This is a real shark! [The shark dives in and out of the water] Whoa! He-help me! [It dives in and out again] Jigen!

Pops, you didn't sleep last night, did you? You'd better take a nap!

Wait, Lupin...

How do I look? Am I sexy?

Oh, Lupin, what's happened to you? You look so thin!

The apple is actually a laxative to help with bulimia.

That figures. After all the trouble to get it, it turned out to be a laxative.

So, Pops, can you do me one last favor?

W-what? Why are you being so polite?

Well, you know, you're going to have us executed, so... I was wondering... Could you marry Fujiko and I first?

Lupin...

Please, I beg you, Pops.

I'd like to ask that of you as well, Inspector Zenigata. [to Lupin] To tell you the truth, I've loved you all the time.

Fujiko... [to Zenigata] See? Please, Pops. I beg you.

Fine, I got it. I'll see what I can do.

Physical characteristic: Bow-legged.

That's none of your business!

Settle down and have one last smoke.

Smoking is forbidden.

[cornered and out of bullets] Stupid Jigen!

If you don't like me, I can flee solo.

Please don't, Jigen-san.

I've been chasing you for ten years. And all that time I've never had a day of rest. Turning my back on my home, leaving my country, forsaking women... all to chase you!

[turning away] You don't get to pin the lack of girlfriends on me.

B-b-By the way... [He falls onto his side] By the way... Why... Of all the shameful things you've done, Lupin... Why'd it have to be over a hamburger? This is beyond pathetic.

You really are a big softy, Pops.

Damn that Lupin! If I ever arrest him, I'll give him my cold!

[to himself, in the other room] That must be Pops!

Lupin, are you after the boy, too?

As if! Like I'd get mixed up in something like this!

Freeze!

No way!