Lupin quotes from Lupin III

Sorry, I'm... Huh? You're still mad?

You woke me up from a nap. How could I be in a good mood after that?

Try taking your anger out on the mafia guys.

Hey, Lupin. Did you order this thing?

Delicious.

Officer! Help! Help! Help! H- [He finds himself staring down the barrel of a cop's gun] Eh? [He quickly dodges before the cop fires and he and Jigen continue running down the street. The suspected felon fires at them along with the cops] Are they mafia, too?

Guess so.

How many people are in the goddamn mob?!

Just assume it's everybody!

Help us, Pops!

I'll help you when I've arrested you.

Looks like we're stuck here for a while.

[dazed] Guess so.

Why did you die and leave me on my own, Lupin? I... I loved chasing you. [He buries his face in his fist and cries]

Hey, Pops! What's up? Did someone die?

Lupin! You're alive? [He dodges as Fujiko drives past him]

Lupin! Wait for me!

[overjoyed] Freeze, Lupin! You're under arrest!

This is a "survival knife". It's used by special forces.

Special forces...

[pointing to an engraving on the knife] Look at this.

Hmm, it's got an engraving.

Yes. It's the serial number of the soldier who owned it.

I see. [He dashes to the door] Thanks a bunch. You've been very helpful.

I see. The gold robbers were special forces.

Yeah. No doubt.

[taking the knife] Still, he's not very bright to drop it.

Now, shall we go?

Right.

W... What do you want?

Huh? I thought I heard voices in here. Is everything OK?

N... No, I'm just mumbling to myself. What do you want?

Oh, right, right. Could you give me back the knife?

The knife? [He fumbles around for it] Knife, knife, where is that thing...? [Jigen's arm emerges from behind Lupin's coat with the knife] Oh, here.

Ah, thanks. [He stands, wondering why the forensic scientist just grew a third arm. Lupin hastily shoves him out the door]

You got what you wanted, so get out and let me work! [He shuts the door] Phew. That was a close call.

By the way, Lupin, what is this?

It's a missile.

What?!

I "borrowed" it from the armory!

Get me off this thing!

You still alive, Jigen?

Our partnership is over.

[clinging awkwardly to an airborne plane] That's it! No more team-ups!

But aren't you comfortable?

[holding Lupin's face in a caressing manner to examine the scratch on his cheek] Is that a new wound?

Yes, very new.

Idiots.

[raising his voice to a chicken-like squawk] Damn, Lupin! You finally got someone knocked up!

[to the flabbergasted Lupin] It is rather unlike you to leave evidence behind.

It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie! I've. Been. Framed! I've never met this Mary!

[leaning into Lupin's face] You sure about that?

Pretty sure.

You are a man of the world, aren't you?

[sheepishly] Well... a bit...

I told you, we're not teaming up.

It's not that. I need a woman's nursing hand. [He sees Mark and Vivian playing with Lupin's Walther and Jigen's Magnum] Shut up! That's not a toy! [He and Jigen snatch their weapons back]

[hearing the commotion of children] Lupin, are you hiding in a kindergarten?

No. OUCH!

Well, I'm too busy to help, plus I don't want to.

Please, Fujicakes! We're in an apartment in the East Village!

No!

[crying] I didn't know that thieves with children even existed! On the contrary, I...

Don't cry on me, Pops!

Having spent my life chasing this fool, I never even found a wife! I don't even have any darling children! My fate won't allow it!

What snapped in Pops?

Apparently he wants a family.

Poor soul.

This is our chance to run.

I want a wife! I want kids!