Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil Season 1 quotes

Look at the rack on Lucy

Ah my face!

I didn't know we could bring dogs to school.

Lucy

Did you just call art stupid? Dad?

No.

Lucy

Yes you did!

Art is not stupid Lucy. I gotta go.

How you doin' folks? This is your captain speaking. Just wanted to let you know as soon as

Hey folks this is the co-pilot speakin'. Umm if there's an exorcist or a priest on board

But it's funner to say letters.

Yes it is fun for you.

Do one.

Ok how's it going with the A.C.

The Air Conditioning?

See this is what I mean.

What's the A.C.?

Anti Christ!

I paid for your stupid art school, didn't I? And I got you a dog. A hypo-allergenic dog, mind you, because you're allergic.

You're playing it pretty cool with me. Very, "get out of my face". Very "I'm not impressed with your power and money".

Lucy

You are an enormous douche bag!

The glass eye of St. Augustine! We can find and destroy the Antichrist.

Eh, how much for this?

$7000

Hmm, that's a little steep...

Sister no...This is why I hate shopping with you two.

I want to push DJing. I want it to be more than DJing, and also less than DJing. That's why I started incorporating nearicles into my set. Nearicles are like almost miracles. You get close, but it's not quite there. It's, it's a nearicle.

Now I don't know you do I? We've never met before?

No.

Is your name Delilah?

No.

Oh. Seriously? I'm usually good at this. Is this your phone number? (Doves crap out number on pavement)

Oh my God, how'd you do that?

I'll call you and tell you later. When we are fucking.

You're not gonna fuck me.

Hello? Open your eyes. It's me on top of you, fucking you.

At the time, we were also blind to the most horrible secret of all: the Devil's unholy move into the casual after-work style bar and grill business.

Oh, I'm ordering your Tequila Sally's uniform. So what are you, a ten?

Lucy

A ten?!

Twelve?

Lucy

Oh my, oh my God, I'm a six.

Mmmm, I don't think so. I mean really? Ah, maybe I don't know women's clothing.

Lucy

I think maybe you don't. Or women's body types, because there's no universe in which I am a twelve.

Okay, Lucy. I don't want to order you a six and then you're gonna tell me, a week after I get it for you, I need a ten. Or I need a twelve.

Lucy

That's not gonna happen.

Alright, so between now and the time the six comes in, you should lose twenty pounds.

I don't want to go to sleep. Lucy won't you come with me. Let's go paint the town red, Let's go paint the town red. All these people bother me, let's go on a killing spree. Let's go paint the town red.

Lucy

Hey, you know what would be horribly bad and tacky?

What's that?

Lucy

Karaoke.

...I love karaoke.

A restaurant chain? That's the belly of the beast man. That's awesome. We'll shoot it for the DVD, and we won't just do karaoke, we'll do Escape-Ee-Oke.

Hey you smell something? Yeah you smell it, right Judas? Yeah, it smells like fish. Yeah, like right behind (reaches to side of Lucy's head and pulls back arm with a platter of fish in his hand) your ear. Stay for dinner?

Whoa! Pulled out the platter of fish. Dude, cameraman, tell me you got that.