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Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil · Season 1, Episode 15

Devil and Lucy in “Unfinished Business”

Devil

Oh, I'm ordering your Tequila Sally's uniform. So what are you, a ten?

Lucy

A ten?!

Devil

Twelve?

Lucy

Oh my, oh my God, I'm a six.

Devil

Mmmm, I don't think so. I mean really? Ah, maybe I don't know women's clothing.

Lucy

I think maybe you don't. Or women's body types, because there's no universe in which I am a twelve.

Devil

Okay, Lucy. I don't want to order you a six and then you're gonna tell me, a week after I get it for you, I need a ten. Or I need a twelve.

Lucy

That's not gonna happen.

Devil

Alright, so between now and the time the six comes in, you should lose twenty pounds.

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