Gimme the 6-inch.
Honey, if I could give you the 6-inch, all our problems would be solved.
S1 E10The Mourning After
Hit me with some hooch, T-Bag. T-Dawg? [cockney accent] Please, sir, may I have some beverage?
[take out a shot glass and bottle] Here. Help yourself. I'm busy.
[in a high-pitched voice] Oh, my God. It's like Christmas!
[undercover speed-dating] Oh, my favorite literary quote about regret. Wow [chuckles] Fun. Um, well, I think it was the great poet, uh, Ludacris who said, "Regret is for suckaz, for suckaz, for suckaz, regret is for suckaz...bitch."
S1 E11Faetal Justice
Dyson (looking rough): Sanctuary. I ask for Sanctuary.
Fae! Clear the bar, please! Sanctuary has been invoked!
All we have to do is find a girl dressed in black in the middle of a goth club.
Oh. Rapid calculation... that is about everybody, including me, in a "pigeonhole me and die" sort of way.
Sorry, bar's closed right now.
MThe Morrigan
Think of me as a VIP. I do.
S1 E12(Dis)members Only
Aw, hang on one second, you've been so busy at work that we've barely seen each other, and now you're gonna spend the weekend alone in the woods? We could go away together. (She realises what she sounds like) Oh my God, is that too relationshippy?
Dyson (amused): Just enough.
[about Bo and Dyson] I can never tell with those two if they're on or off.
I put money on them fighting again in two weeks and back to square one. [they look at each other can take out their cells]
I pick the 14th for them hittin' the skids. Closest one to the date wins 20 bucks.
In the event of a tie... we go down to the hour and the minute. [they shake]
Off till my late shift. Oh, God. Public transit sucks tail.
[in an accent] Senorita... the servants' entrance is in the rear.
Yeah, bite my rear, dog breath, okay? [Dyson chuckles] I just had to stand on the subway for 45 minutes while a woman clipped her nails in my face and a guy was poking what I can only hope to be a baguette into my back, okay?
I don't want to share you, Bo.
What?
I don't want anyone else's hands on your body. I don't want anyone's mouth on yours. And I know this is the last thing you want to hear right now.
Why wouldn't I want to hear that?
Because you're a succubus, Bo. It's not in your nature to be monogamous.
I am fighting my nature for you, and I am more than just my species, and I don't see you out there running around howling at the moon and chasing rabbit all day.
That's a good point.
I know.
Look, I've been through more relationships than you, and I know that lying about who you are and trying to change the person that you care about never ends well. I can be intense, I can be territorial, and God knows I can be muleheaded. But I'm also yours... if you'll have me.
Dyson, you are an idiot. You've been mine for a very long time.
Well, you better be careful, 'cause wolves mate for life.
S1 E13Blood Lines
God...the last thing I remember is -
Saskia riding you like a theme park attraction while draining your chi to death?
Bo isn't returning my calls.
Oh, gee. Wonder why, genius.
You have to make her listen to me!
You know what, man? I don't even want to listen to you, okay? Liar, liar, wolf-pants on fire! Damn it, man, we trusted you! I trusted you.
And you weren't wrong to.
Bull and shit, buddy. You've been spying on her this whole time.
Kenzi, you know I only want what's best for her.
Well, not anymore I don't, okay? Why would the - why the hell would I ever trust you around Bo again, huh?
Because I love her.
So what do I call you, anyway, huh? Saskia? (pointedly) Aife?
"Mom" has a nice ring to it.
I have a mom. Her name is Mary. She knits wicked afghans, helped me with all of my homework, and never once abandoned me to figure out my true nature all by myself.
I could knit, you don't know!
Whoa, man. Where are you going? What's with the body armor?
All hell is breaking loose. I gotta lead this evac, get these important people underground.
Well, you are reasonably important yourself, so don't get too heroic on me, okay?
Nah. I'll play it just like you, all right? General cowardice with moments of crazy bravery.
Kenzi (finding the Koushang): Ooh, jack and pot, bitches. Hey, this Koushang thingamaFae looks a lot like this, right?
That's it.
How do we know it works?
Up for a test run? Lock lips and see if I can drain your chi?
Dude, seriously? Did you make this whole thing up just to make out with me?!
Bo (laughing): Yeah, you caught me. Now hold still, lovah...(as they kiss, there's a metallic clinking sound. Bo tries and fails to draw Kenzi's chi and backs away, coughing)
Ooh, you just got succu-busted! Not so tough now, little succubus, huh?
Bo (taking the Koushang): Kenzi, I love you...(at this point Kenzi discovers she's now handcuffed to the display rack)...which is why I can't let you risk yourself for me.
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