This place creeps me out!
It's not too late to turn back, Kenz.
Are you kidding me? I've been waiting all day to kill me a Berserker- [there's a loud noise] Ah! Too cute to die! [Ciara and Dyson look at her] What? It's true.
S2 E20Lachlan's Gambit
Don't you ever do that to me again.
I actually had to hide under one of the Ash's dead guards. And wait for the creepos to be insane somewhere else. And I have three letter for those guys, D-O-D'RANT!
I've really got to do this, don't I? This is on me, isn't it?
Yes, it is. But we have all got your back, Bo. From a very, very safe distance. [they both smile] Sorry, I couldn't resist.
You are not a liability, Kenz. You are just the thing I need.
S2 E21Into the Dark
NNorn
[Kenzi threatens to cut down the sacred tree] You, you wouldn't dare.
Oh, yes I would. I'm human, remember? We drive SUVs and we dump raw sewage into pretty lakes and we will burn this planet to the ground if it means just one more cheeseburger.
S2 E22Flesh and Blood
Well, what's so important about finding Trick anyway? Yes, he lets you drink for free, but it's hardly worth you putting your lives, and more importantly my life on the line. [drinks from a bottle behind the bar]
Trick is the Architect of the Peace.
[he spits out the drink and laughs] You're trying to tell me that imp is the Blood King?! [Bo and Dyson look at him and he seriously places the bottle back] I never touched this.
The last time we went after the Garuda, he manipulated us into fighting with each other.
Dude was like a Fae Jerry Springer.
S3 E1Caged Fae
The Amazons won't listen to me.
Because of your stupid penis?
I prefer 'untested leadership'.
TTraso
Name?
[Southern accent] Kenzi Von Clare. I'm Bo's honeybee, and I'm here for some sugar.
TTraso
But... you're human!
Trust me: the shorter the lifespan, the deeper the quicksand!
S3 E3Confaegion
Can we just forget about your Fae-self for like a nanosecond, and talk about something that's really important?
Doubtful.
[whispers] Mascara.
[sits up] You have my attention.
Dude, your lashes are freakin' amazing!
Yeah... it's all in the brush technique. Wait- [grabs a bag] I picked up a few tips from Da Vinci.
As in The Code?
[chuckles] Oh, yeah, now there was a queen for ya. He was all over David's ass like curry on chips.
Can you help me with my clumping?
Oh, please...
O.M.G. You guys are so cute together. I wish I had a makeup buddy. I thought she could be my friend, and she doesn't even like me.
Who?
Tamsin! She is so mean girl, right? I mean, buy an actual personality already.
Did you happen to rifle through my duffel bag, and scarf down a couple of yellow pills with tigers on 'em?
I'm gonna talk to Dyson. And Bee-Tee-Dubs- It is tres private. [leaves]
Private? [in sing-song] Lauren's pelt is gonna be steamed!
What's it with you and the doc? I mean, besides her terrible bedside manner and the fact that she's a damn sight cleverer than you.
Not to mention sneaky! She spy-banged Bo.
Dyson's drop-kicked Bo's heart times over, and you still howl when he comes 'round.
I-! No! Listen, are you gonna teach me the double pump smudge-proof technique or not?
[sighs] I'm so proud of you.
[affected by the bug] Hey, Tammers. T-sin. Officer Slamsin!
[playing pool] Okay...
Are you playin' with yourself?
Did somebody spike your brewski?
Dude- This one time? That totally happened. I got to be Kenzi. Nailed it.
[Trick turns off the music while she's dancing on the bar] Hey! Let me finish! Don't Kanye me!
S3 E4Fae-de to Black
Dude, you are the leader if the Light Fae, hello? You need to start dressing like the leader of the Light Fae. Okay? This sports coat is waaaay caj. And the shoes, I can't even talk about the shoes. Obviously you need a stylist.
Uh huh. And I suppose you're just the fly-girl to do it, huh?
Why, Mr. Ash... I'd be delighted! I have so many ideas. I'm thinking like, silk ties and tailored suits. You know, your basic Ocean's Eleven special-
Ok, ok, ok, ok- Just don't go too crazy, huh? [hands her a credit card]
The Ash has his own black platinum?!
Honey, the black platinum ain't got nothing on that.
Thank you! You will not regret this. [Hale leaves] How do we feel about ascots...?
S3 E5Faes Wide Shut
Is this gonna take long?
Pardon?
The bed antics. It just keeps going, like a Grateful Dead jam...
S3 E6The Kenzi Scale
What's so great about Kenzi, anyway?
She's, uh... She's Kenzi. She's smart and honest and kind. And she makes me feel normal. And special- all at the same time.
Oh.
She is my heart, Tamsin.
S3 E8Fae-ge Against the Machine
Thanks, Balzac, I owe you one.
BBalzac
[puts out his hand] Excellent.
[Bo takes it] No! Crap...
What?
BBalzac
You said you owe me one, then you shook on it- softest hands, do you moisturize? But that favor? I'm really gonna have to call that in now. You must help me find that which I truly seek.
Once again- What?
You made a deal with a Spriggan. And it's binding.
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