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[seeing Dyson leave] Oh, whoa, whoa- Dude! Booby trap!
It won't leave a scratch. Promise.
[grabs her jacket] It's chilly out there. [gives it to Dyson] I'm allergic to peanuts. And my hair does this crazy thing when I get out in the rain-
Kenzi, I'll take care of your body. [walks away] Every powerless human inch of you.
You are weak, pathetic and you need glasses.
[laughs] Oh, wow. That’s kinda mean.
It’s a miracle you survived this long, Kenz. You just might be the strongest person I have ever met. [they hug]
You know, I learned a few things about you, too. Being inside you felt very empty. [puts her hand on his chest] You’re missing something huge in here, aren’t you? [Dyson puts his finger to her mouth]
The parties are insane, ladies. One word: hot-tubs.
That's two words, dinkus.
Okay, okay, okay- Hot tubs filled with Cristal.
Ooh, those are five really good words.
You said you were taking my love of Bo. You overreached, you took my love of Ciara as well.
I took exactly what I said, no more, no less.
Speak plainly, crone.
You know well that when a wolf mates, he mates for life. When you gave your love to this woman, this Bo, you gave her all of it. Which you then sacrificed to me. You have no love left to give.
I learned today that there’s something broken inside of me. Something that can’t be fixed.
What happened?
I went to see a Norn.
I know about the Norn. I heard the rumors and I don’t blame you for Stephan’s death. I’m glad you didn’t deal with the Norn, no one ever should-
I did deal with her! Just not then. It was recently. To save Bo’s life.
What did she take?
I offered her my wolf. But she took my love instead.
No… No-
I did what I had to do, I’m sorry.
Have you ever been with one of us? Am I your first?
First what?
You don’t know, do you?
What?
I’m Dark Fae.
What?!
I’m Dark Fae.
No! No, no- I mean, I assumed because you were working with the Ash that-
I work with a lot of people that I shouldn’t. That;s why we’re good together. I’m like you. There are no rules.
Perfect, just perfect.
I thought you were unaligned.
Can I just say, your boyfriend is awesome! I'm like one jewelry case snap away from giggling like Julia Roberts.
Whatever you need me to do.
Go undercover? In high school.
Oh, no, except that. Oh, no, no, see I didn't do great with sixteen year old girls when I was sixteen.
You think I'm gonna do any better?
Oh! Sad wolfy eyes? Huh? Chris Martin hair?
Other girls could be in trouble.
Okay, fine, I'm in.
Good, how are you at English lit?
Needs improvement.
Well, that's what you're going to be teaching.
No, I cannot do Jane Austen again.
That's what I said when I left England.
[both going undercover in high school] Okay, Kenzi, you sure you know what to do?
Unleash all this coolio onto the student population? [looks around] Oh, honey. They're gonna be printing my face onto t-shirts by lunch.
Is that ensemble trying to share some childhood trauma with the world? [she and her friends laugh]
Excuse me?
You heard me, bitch.
Oh, wow. We're already at bitch. Uh, well, it's very nice to meet you, Heather, Heather, and Heather.
What?
Cult film. Circa 1988.
What happened?
The chic clique didn't appreciate my accessorization skills. Especially when I tried to pierce Heather number one's nose with a pen.
You're supposed to be fitting in.
Hey- Did you guys get anything yet?
A lecture from the vice principal and twenty seven invitations to the dance. One delivered by soliloquy.
Oh, nice-
You?
A fist bump. Kenz, you?
Well, I was attacked by rabid muffies, man-handled by coach bitchy butch and I got detention.
We are not getting very far, are we.
Teen angst- Our greatest foe.
You said it, sister.
[about the Glaive] How do I know she's dangerous enough to neutralize?
I have been thinking about it and I've come up with a fool-proof plan, ok? I'm gonna do surveillance on the Glaive for a few days, check out her habits, her route to work, and then for a measly hundred bucks, my cousin Dima and his capos are gonna-
Dima has capos?
He believes Don Corleone is his real father.
[laughs] He does know that Don Corleone is a fictional character, right?
I've never had the heart to tell him.
Come on, give a sister a break.
That's what I'm gonna do. (i.e. break Bo's arm!)
Every single snake at the zoo has disappeared.
Maybe they're on a plane?
[to Hale] Dude, I told you, protect the face. It was the only thing you had going for you.
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