Lost Girl quotes

Bo

[after chasing a man] Hey- How you feeling?

Kenzi

[panting] Like Wile E. Coyote... You?

Bo

Yeah, he's fast... But Stella says I need him. Well, his sweat.

Kenzi

Right, right- At least we're not risking a heart attack for something gross.

Bo

He secretes pheromones I need to gain entrance into the Temple. He's an Oo'Glug. Didn't Trick tell you?

Kenzi

Me and Trick only talk sweat on Tuesdays. We gangsta like that. Anyway, not that I don't enjoy this rest- but doesn't the most important ceremony of your life start in like an hour?

Bo

Yeah, you're right. Break's over. [starts running after the man again]

Kenzi

No, I-! No, I take it back! We have plenty of time! Where's the ACME company when you need 'em?!

Kenzi

Back when I got that rash from the Kitsune and she Kenzi-napped me and yadda yadda yadda... She told me that I could be Fae.

Trick

Did she now?

Kenzi

Which- Isn't really true. Is it?

Trick

What did Stella say to you? You looked upset.

Kenzi

She told me what happens to humans who are abandoned by the Fae who claimed them.

Trick

[sighs] You're not Bo's pet.

Kenzi

I'm not Fae either.

Trick

Bo's very strong. I have every hope and faith that she will emerge safely.

Kenzi

And if she doesn't?

Trick

Hale or Dyson could use someone to do chores around their house.

Kenzi

Don't play me, homie.

Trick

I suppose... If Bo weren't around anymore- I could claim you.

Kenzi

Get out.

Trick

Even though I have no right to, I've come to think of you as family, Kenzi. I hope you don't mind.

Kenzi

[smiles] Well, it's a little presumptuous but- if you must.

Trick

And for however long you want it, you have a place in my world. Our world. [Kenzi hugs him]

Bo

[both inside the Temple] I appreciate the help but stop cop-blocking me!

Dyson

I guess a thousand years of chivalry is hard to shake.

Bo

Did it ever occur to you that I don't need taking care of?

Dyson

I know. I just wanted to be here.

Bo

Why?

Dyson

Because I love you.

Bo

Was that so hard to say?

Dyson

You're with Lauren now. I can't say I like it, but I respect it. [Bo hits him in the arm] God, I'm not gonna be much help if I'm crippled!

Bo

You're not going to be much help to me either if you're pining away for me, you moron! Wait- Is this some sort of suicide mission? Some kind of male honor bullshit?!

Dyson

I'm here because I want to be.

Bo

Why?

Dyson

Because you would have done the same for me. 'Cause in the last three years, I have learned more from you than I've learned in the first fifteen-hundred from every other person I ever met. Even if I can't have you- Even if I can't be with the woman that I love with every ounce of my being- Look, I'm just a wolf, standing in front of a succubus asking her- [Bo hits him again]

Bo

A-HOLE!!!

Dyson

Ugh- I deserve that-

Bo

You are the most frustrating, stubborn, ass-face that I have ever met!

Dyson

I don't like me much either, trust me-

Bo

Stop- Stop being so charming- This isn't the time! Okay, I will kill you! So, what happens now?

Dyson

Nothing. But ask me again in a hundred years. When things are different- [he kisses her]

Anyone else think that these deaths might be some sort of freaky animal attack?

Like a wolf?

Dyson

[standing in the doorway] A wolf wouldn't leave the body intact.

Kenzi

Yeah, not to mention, they're really lame.

Dyson

Oh, really?

Kenzi

Yeah, and surprisingly girly.

Dyson

I think you protest too much. I think you love wolves.

Kenzi

Wolves WISH I loved them.

Kenzi

[telling a story] SuperKenz wasn't just any human. Not only did she have killer personal style, but she had a smorgasbord of powers. Her sense of smell was a strong as a wolf's. And when she sang, she could knock people out just like a Siren.

What's a Siren?

Kenzi

A douchebag who wears stupid hats.

Tamsin

[drunk] Where do you get off being so perfect? You think you've seen everything and then you see you.

Bo

I'm alright, but I'm not perfect.

Tamsin

[leans close to her] Yes you are. To me you are. Your eyes are both brown and blue.

Bo

[whispers] Tamsin, what are you doing?

Tamsin

[touches Bo's chest] Your heart is both strong and gentle. You're virtuous. Yet you're a Succubus. You shouldn't be.

Bo

Be what?

Tamsin

Be real. Be here.

Bo

[toasting] To a new Fae under the right man.

Dyson

To that dress under the right man.

Bo

[laughs] Ohhh... Drink your whiskey, wolf.

Hale

What are you still doing here?!

Kenzi

Bo's in trouble. I think Tamsin's trying to hurt her-

Hale

Forget about Bo for a second. You have to go-

Kenzi

Stop saying that to me! Why does everyone keep saying that?! We all used to be friends, Hale!

Hale

Goddamn it, Kenzi! You are not my friend! You've never been just a friend! If anything happens to you... I won't be any good to anyone. And right now I need to be better than I've ever been.

Kenzi

[quietly] Asshole. You stupid- Why didn't you tell me that?!

Hale

Because I was scared.

Dyson

Aife. Please talk to me.

Aife

Is my daughter okay?

Dyson

Bo is fine.

Aife

She's my daughter, you see. My daughter. Bo is my daughter. Bo is my daughter. [singing] Dark, light, wrong, right. Skip to my loo darlin' skip to me loo. [normal] Most couldn't handle the pain. But I could. I can.

Dyson

What does he want?

Aife

At first he wanted... me. He'd been watching me. Tracking me. Thought me powerful, the most powerful. Then he saw me defeated, broken, after Bo and I fought. Still he picked me up. Brought me here.

Dyson

Aife. What did he do to you?

Aife

Always with the questions. What's the ultimate type of Fae? Succubus. Who's the strongest? But I never told them. I never told them it's my Bo, my daughter. I told them it was you. I saw it in her eyes, that night. You gave up your wolf, to save her.

Dyson

Yes.

Aife

I did too, I gave up the wolf to save my girl. Because we love her. We love her.

Bo

Mom, it's okay.

Aife

No, it's not okay, you have to leave. If your father was here he would kill them all! And then resurrect them and kill them again!

Bo

My father?

Aife

They want powerful? They fear us? If HE were here, if he were here... he would never allow this to happen to his seed.

Kenzi

Look out for surprise attacks.

Surprise. I'm huge. I don't do stealth.

Kenzi

Bruce, I'll be fine. Really, you have to go. If The Morrigan finds that out you helped me...

The Morrigan just declared you an enemy of the realm. I'm not leaving your side 'til you're safe. You're tough, Kenzi. But you're human.

Kenzi

Not for long.

What?!

Kenzi

I met someone who said he could make me Fae. I think I'm going to take him up on it.

Bad idea.

Kenzi

Yeah, I'll probably owe Massimo for the rest of my life, but-

Massimo, the Druid? Really bad idea.

Kenzi

Yeah, well, my friends need me, Bruce. They need me to nut up. Do the rescuing, for once. And I can't. I can't when I'm... this.

I'm not letting you meet him alone.

Kenzi

Well, it's a long walk.

Who's walking? [unlocks a sports car] The Morrigan's new toy. And you get to drive.

Kenzi

I love you.

I love you too, Kenzi.

Kenzi

I was talking to the car.

[quietly to himself] Uh, idiot.

Kenzi

So what you're saying is, somebody's been in here extracting our memories? [Snook nods]

Dyson

This is very disturbing.

Kenzi

Yeah you're telling me. I could be famous. [gasps] I could be a Kardashian.

Dyson

You could be shy.

Dyson

[About Bo] She has the most beautiful heart, and it breaks ever time someone she loves is hurting. She's brave, stubborn, passionate, true. She loves with all her being and I can't do any of this without her.

Trick

[looking around Bo and Kenzi's house] I've seen duck ponds with greater security. How are you still alive?

Trick

[about Tamsin's memory] Valkyries deal in the souls of the dead. They see so much carnage in one lifetime that sometimes they repress those memories in the next.