Kenzi quotes from Lost Girl

Kenzi

Can I just say, your boyfriend is awesome! I'm like one jewelry case snap away from giggling like Julia Roberts.

Kenzi

[to Hale] Dude, I told you, protect the face. It was the only thing you had going for you.

Kenzi

[about to climb into a vent] If this goes Aliens I am Sigourney Weavering out of there.

Bo

Would've dropped you home, but none of these wallets appear to be yours. Nice little sideline you got goin'.

Kenzi

I'm a...collector of...rare wallets.

Kenzi

I'm not crazy, right? That all just happened?

Bo

Yep. And now we know- Anyone can be Fae.

Kenzi

My bet's on wiener dude. So... what now?

Bo

We go home and we figure out the rest tomorrow.

Kenzi

"We," huh?

Bo

I gotta figure out some way to make a living while I'm here, and you're the one who thought we'd be a good team, so yeah, "we."

Kenzi

Cool. Just so we're clear about this partnership, you being you and all, uh, but I'm only into guys. Sorry.

Bo

I'll try to contain my disappointment.

Bo

It's kind of tough growing up thinking you might have a shot at being prom queen, and then to find out that you're part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans.

Kenzi

I hate it when that happens.

Bo

What?!

Kenzi

Looks like somebody had an overnight guest, hmm? A gentleman caller, if you will.

Bo

Will you just relax? You know he was just here to heal me.

Kenzi

[laughs] Apparently he healed you all night long.

Bo

Can you just try to grow up for a second here, okay, and not make such a big deal out of this?

Kenzi

Totally. But if I was gonna make a big deal, like, how big are we talkin’? Just ballpark me. What?! He’s Fae. I’m just asking for science.

Bo

So no shopping, no texting, no talking in 48 hours.

Kenzi

Which makes her either dead or over 40.

Bo

Going undercover at Gina's school. (Kenzi squeaks in delight) Dyson got me in as campus security.

Kenzi

Ooh! Me, too?

Kenzi

Wait, what kind of security guard wears pink? (Bo almost smiles. Kenzi suddenly gets it. Shocked horror whisper) Oh, no!

Bo

I'm gonna take a look around her office tonight, so wish me luck. And (knowingly) Kenzi...

Bo

Stop stealing shit.

Kenzi

Now that just plain hurts.

Dyson

What is this, a blind date gone bad, huh?

Kenzi

Yeah, that's right. Mock the human, 'cause that's not getting old. None of you take me seriously, okay, except Bo, and I want to keep it that way.

Dyson

Then I won't mention this little debacle.

Kenzi

All right. Then I won't tell her how much it hurts you every time you two are together. Yeah, I noticed. But we both know it's worth it.

Dyson

What, are you back on team Dyson?

Kenzi

You wish.

Dyson

Come on, we're gettin' T-shirts!

Kenzi

I'm frickin' freezing, dude. Can you, like, wolf out and lie on my feet?

Dyson

Maybe later.

Bo

[after bickering about how messy their house is] This is our first fight- our first real fight.

Kenzi

Mazel Tov?

Bo

It's like we're real-life sisters. [she hugs Kenzi]

Kenzi

For walking viagra, you're such a nerd.

Hale

Hi, nana, nice babushka. You runnin' some new gypsy con?

Kenzi

I'm an innocent entrepeneur...(Hale laughs sceptically)...who will cut you in at 5%.

Hale

As you were. (They high-five)

Kenzi

Don't give up yet - his eyes say no, but his inner wolf says awoooo, yes! And Lauren?

Bo

She's human, I could kill her.

Kenzi

Thought she fixed your hungry honeypot?

Bo

Be a hell of a test run, with someone that I care about.

Kenzi

Poor Bo - so many choices, just one vag.