That pizza has hair in it!
S2 E4Lopez vs Pizza
I gotta go grocery shopping.
The lady said "It's not a good time.".
S2 E5Lopez vs Let It Go
I'm a hustler, daddy!
I'm here. But if anyone asks, I was never here.
S2 E6Lopez vs Raider Nation
I'm calling it my Eras Tour.
I kept it classy there at the end.
S2 E7Lopez vs Dreams
[first lines]
Thank you for fixing my sink, George.
No problem.
Well, let me give you something to really think about.
That man is obsessed with me.
S2 E8Lopez vs Lisa
So, get it together, man?
You get it together, man!
LLisa
I'm a stylist to the stars.
S2 E9Lopez vs Confessions
[first lines]
Oh, no. Did I miss the old people prom?
Why are you being so rude to Josué?
Can't we just make a donation?
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