[first lines]
Wow. This place is so clean.
“Lopez vs Van Bryan” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: George Lopez (2), Mayan Lopez (1)
All right. This has got to work. I'm gonna text Sam pretending to be a hot lady. "Hey, big guy. Saw your pics, and I think you're hot AF. Want to meet up?". And then we send a picture of her hot pocket.
Well, maybe he's got other priorities, like spending time with his kid.
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