Maddie quotes from Liv and Maddie

Sup, Diggie?

Diggie

Sup, Rooney?

Sup with your hair? You did not get a hair cut just because my dad told you to?

Diggie

No, not at all... I totally needed a trim - do you think he'll like it?

Diggie, you can't let him push you around like this. I mean, your hair was a hot mess but that's not the point.

Diggie

I can't help it okay? I want him to like me, he's your dad and you and me are... whatever we are.

Totally, whatever... um. You just need to find something that you and my dad will like and bond over that.

Diggie

Oh yeah, okay great let's see. He likes growling at me!

Oh, you know what else he likes? Barbecuing.

Diggie

Grilling sure beats growling. And if he starts to like me I can help you prep for you driver's test.

Aw, that's so sweet.

I just don't think it's going to work out.

Pete

But we were so good together, you and me.

But there's someone else

Diggie

You're gonna move away without saying bye?

I was going to but I got really hurt when you blew me off after reading my note.

Diggie

What note?

The one I wrote on the basketball? Like one does when one is terrified of getting hurt, like one did.

Diggie

I must have smudged it with my basketball pig sweat. What did it say?

I like you Diggie.

Diggie

I like you too Maddie (Maddie blushes)

Diggie

So looks like you're staying. We said some things.

We sure did.

Diggie

I guess things will be different from now on.

Yeah I guess. So sup?

Diggie

Stuff.

Bam what? (They smile at each other)

Okay, Willow. Ready? Focus. Fire it at me, right here.

Perfect if we were playing smash that pot. Willow, you've been in a slump for days.

Willow

I can't concentrate.

Karen

Okay so what is going on with you and Joey?

Willow

Nothing, that's the problem. It's spring time, love is in the air, birds are chirping but all I can think about is why my sweet little Joey bird at me!

Okay, but what does Joey have to do with your pitching?

Willow

I can't concentrate. When I pitch, I look directly at you but every time I look at you, all I see is Joey.

(confessional) Mom, I can see and hear you.

Karen

Mhm.

[comes home and sees Maddie wearing her new shoes, then gasps]

[laughs nervously] Hey, Liv. What are you doing here?

I'm here to take you back to the game. But what is all of this?

Oh, you were so right, I *LOVE* these shoes! [imitates explosion]

Oh, yeah, well, we can talk about that later. Just kick those off and we'll get you back to the game.

[scoffs] I'm not going back to that game!

[gasps] Who are you?!

[firmly] I am a shoe-loving sparkly girl! Do you wanna play super model with me?

NO, I DON'T!!! YOU'VE FALLEN THROUGH WHAT WAS WRONG!

There's my BFFWLIWN!

What?!?

and :South: Best Friend Forever Who Lives In Wisconsin Now!

Tell her to stay away from my friend..... boy?

Friendboy?!

It's just that, you've been working so much, and I'm going to be leaving for the Junior Olympics basketball soon.

Diggie

Don't remind me. I already miss you.

Aww. Love. BLEAGH!

Well, then maybe we can just be real-girl normal together.

Kathy Kan

Do you know how to do that?

No, I have no idea. Oh, but you know what? We can ask Maddie.

Kathy Kan

Okay.

Yeah.

[pounds on door] [shouts] Joey, get back out here right now and give me a rematch before I rip your eyebrows off and feed them to you!

Yeah, so maybe we won't ask Maddie.

Kathy Kan

Okay!

Bam-

Ah, that is still mine!

[Sobbing] I missed you so much.

[Finishes hugging her sister, sobbing] Maddie– you just followed your heart, and I'm so sorry that I got so upset about that.

I'm sorry. I should have at least talked to you before I just decided to come out here.

I mean, I didn't even say goodbye to you.

Okay, yeah, you win, you were the bigger jerk.

Thank you. Do you forgive me?

Liv, of course I forgive you. Sisters by chance–

Friends by choice.