The boy is Fatima's; the female is mine.
The female?
MMarlon
So, you two are... divorced?
Oh no no. My husband passed on. Baber's wife passed on Baber.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Loudly] How Joyful! At this rate we'll convert every white people in town to Islam!
Indoor voice, Baber.
I'm sorry Anne. I was just praying.
Wow. You and Yasser must have been extra naughty this weekend.
No it's not that. Although there was this one thing were he was a TV repairman and I was dressed as a... I'm sorry. What were we talking about?
Any bit of advice on dampening religious enthusiasm?
Join the clergy.
It's from the kosher butcher.
MMarlon
You should stop patronizing Jewish businesses.
And you should stop patronizing me.
Amaar, do you have a minute? I need your help.
I'm not holding down another nail for you. My thumb is still throbbing.
There must be some rule in the Qur'an against praying too much.
Let me get this straight: you're asking a spiritual leader to help someone stop praying?
I'm not the Pope, though I'd love a big hat like that.
Yasser, I have got it! What if we move the Mosque and simply don't tell him?
Put it on wheels, move it around town?
Religion would be so much easier without the followers.
I've seen it before. Spiritual shopping. I blame the Beatles.
MHMother Hamoudi
Oh, thank you for asking... [deadpan] Don't ask.
JJohnny
We've [A gay couple] even written our vows in rhyming couplets. What do you think? "I promise to honour but not obey, except on leather fetish day."
JJoe
Whatever happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Sanctity? You've been divorced three times!
Another muffin?
I'd never forgive myself... but Jesus will. Bring it on.
MHMother Hamoudi
Samira would cook for you. Her couscous is heavenly, tastes like angel droppings.
Mmmm... my favourite type of droppings.
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