[Pleakley's cell phone begins ringing in the middle of the night; waking Lilo]
Pleakley, you're phone is ringing.
Eh, it's his mother. Always calling, night and day, telling him to find wife.
A wife? Like a lady to marry?
No! No! There will be no wife, no lady, and no marrying! My Earth studies are my life. I don't have time for a relationship.
[picks up Pleakley's phone] Hello?
[whispers] Lilo, no! Hang up!
[Lilo tosses the phone to Pleakley]
Hello? Pleakley? Is that you?
Mother?
Pleakley! Aw, you know how long I've been trying to reach you?
No, I don't! You see, I... lost my phone in the ocean.
[Fibber beeps loudly]
So, tell me, son, have you found a nice girl to marry yet?
I'm working on it.
[meanwhile, in Lilo's rooftop dome, Stitch is kept awake by Fibber's beeping]
Well, you can stop looking, because I found one for you. [shows a picture of an ugly Plorganarian girl] Ta-da! [Pleakley gags] She is breathtaking, isn't she? Now, her parents are arranging a big, fancy wedding as we speak.
W-w-w-wedding?!
I knew you would be thrilled! Pack your things. A limo craft is on its way to bring you back home to meet your new bride!
Wait! I am not thrilled! [his mom hangs up] I'm the opposite of thrilled! I'm un-thrilled! I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED!!
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