7790
If I only had a body, I'd be more than just a head;
If I only had a body, I would slap her on the bed
A signal? Why didn't you wake me?
7790
It was a distress signal. They only lead to trouble, so I always ignore them.
[The crew are discussing landing on a planet]
Any atmosphere?
7790
A very thin one. Xev would require a pressure suit. Stanley would not.
Why not?
7790
Because a pressure suit would allow you to continue to breathing, which is a bad idea.
Being dead means not having an opinion.
We've found somebody alive. There could be more.
Somebody, what kind of somebody?
A female somebody.
Female. Is she attractive?
Is that all that matters to you?
Yeah, pretty much.
I am Kai, last of the Brunnen G
BBerf
You could be the last of the cockroaches for all I care, I'm still gonna tear you apart!
How's it going, 790? 790? Where are you?
7790
Here, my love - but I'm more than 790 now. You can call me 791 - the one for you. It's our day of destiny, Xev. I am whole, and wholly yours.
CCyborg
You're not pretty - but you're my kind of not pretty.
DDesh
Thank you for your assistance. Now die.
You may still only be a head, 790, but you're the best head I ever had.
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