SSanta
You are high on the holiday spirit.
DDooley
Yes, I am! And pills mixed with morphine. I can't believe you let me drive here.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Hardison is in disguise with other FBI agents and they just caught Cha0s]
You hafta admit, it was a good plan.
Yeah. There's one thing you didn't count on...
[as he's being carted off by agents] Ohh no...
You forgot...
No...
About the true meaning...
No, don't you say it!!
...of Christmas.
My God, that barely applies here!!
[smiles] Ho ho ho.
You bought us gifts?
Oh, I wouldn't say that, exactly. We, ah, obtained.
Does it blow up?
Not everything blows up, Parker.
Everything blows up, silly.
NNate
Let's go steal the Department of Defense.
Isn't that treason?
NNate
We'll give it back.
NNate
Please do not antagonize her.
GAGeneral Atherton
She's another anti-war local hack. I can handle her.
NNate
Ah, no, no, no. She's an angry ex-schoolteacher with subpoena powers. She will make your life hell. Trust me. Happy face. Happy face. Let's go.
[about the corpse they are using to fake Atherton's death] You said 'white male John Doe,' I got you a white male John Doe. This ain't the Gap!
Who taught you how to drive?
Taxi driver in Istanbul.
[grins] I like it.
We got to get on that freight car.
I have an idea.
Am I gonna hate it?
No, but he is.
[Later]
You got an idea?
Yeah.
Am I gonna hate it?
No, but I am.
The worst thing I ever did was for Damian Moreau.
What did you do?
Don't ask me that Parker. Don't, because then I'm going to have to tell you.
[Hardison is disarming the EMP Bomb]
What are you doing?
This battery is one of a kind. Now, if I do this right, I'll overload the batteries, they explode, and this thing will be worthless.
And if you do it wrong?
Uh…the bomb triggers a giant EMP pulse, Washington, D.C., is fried, thousands will die, and we go down as the biggest terrorists in American history, but we'll be dead too so it's not really our problem.
There's that.
There is that.
CChapman
[holding a gun on Eliot] You said you didn't like guns.
I don't. [quick-draws and shoots him three times] Never said I couldn't use 'em.
[Parker and Hardison are hanging onto a train after causing a minor explosion]
[excitedly] You know what I'm in the mood for?
What?
Pretzels.
[She grins and hurries off, leaving Hardison looking wondering, before he also grins]
MMoreau
Who are you!?
NNate
You know how it feels like you've been poked by a stick, you know, over these last six months or so? I'm that stick.
NNate
General, I understand you're taking quite a risk to yourself and your family by talking to us. We certainly owe you a debt.
FFlores
No. I am the one with the debt. Spencer saved my life. Twice.
Once. And a half.
How do you half-save someone's life?
Because I was the one that was sent to kill him. So I figure that only counts as a half, right?
That actually makes sense.
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